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I proudly present “The Ballad of Jed Trumpett”, based on the Beverly Hillbillies theme song.

Today’s Pre-Election Bonus trump Haiku: The major question ‘Will I be able to vote?’ Needs a ‘yes’ answer

LEST WE FORGET trump HAIKU: Convicted Felon Certified Sex Offender Fraud, Fraud, Fraud, More Fraud

Today’s trump Haiku: trump and putin Murder Incorporated Add musk to that list

Today’s trump Haiku: If MAGA loses I will sue every one Living and/or dead

Today’s trump Haiku: If you vote for me You get one billion dollars I am Dr. Evil

Lest We Forget trump Haiku: Sex Offender, trump Corruption, More Corruption Epstein, trump, Epstein

Rather than an arch, I think a trump memorial should be on the grandest scale possible. I present Mt. Hushmore for your consideration

Today’s trump Haiku: Home, home on derange I have become very strange Far worse than Biden

Today’s trump Haiku with bonus picture: Diesel fuel sky high I’ll say Ukraine started it Yeah, that’s the ticket

The Stabler Genius on Health.

Today’s trump Haiku: Russel Vought is fast Steven Miller is faster But I’m the fascist

Lest We Forget trump Haiku: Corruption, Corrupt trump, Corruption, Corrupt, trump More Corruption, trump

Today’s trump Haiku: What do I do best? No one lies better than me And that is the truth

Today’s trump Haiku: I promise to you Grocery prices will drop I never said that

What’s coming out of trump’s mouth while he’s on his MAGA BS election tour.

Today’s trump Haiku: Musk is a traitor donald trump is a traitor Treason is for sale

Today’s ‘the election is coming’ Bonus trump Haiki: trump pardons are here For a limited time only Buy one, get one free

Today’s trump Haiku: Need a good lawyer? Call 1-800-Katie Licensed in China

According to The Beatles, he’s a loser and he’s not what he appears to be.

Today’s special No Kings Day trump haikus: Follow the law, pshaw I do as I please, I’m sleaze It’s all about me I bend down to him If I’m rootin’ for Putin Maybe he’ll like me

Lest We Forget trump Haiku: Corrupt Corruption trump Corruption, Corrupt trump More trump Corruption

Today’s trump Haiku: Press secretary Loyalty, lying needed Blonds have a leg up

Today’s trump Haiku: Inflation spikes up And so does gas and diesel The Art of the Steal

When the make up comes off!

Today’s trump Haiku: He has always been Illusion over substance The hologram king

Today’s trump Haiku trilogy: No aid to Ukraine Lift sanctions against Putin Impeach the traitor Ilhan Omar plus Letitia James, Lisa Cook Seems there’s a pattern Corruption, Afford ability, Corruption Unaffordable

Today’s Election Shadowing trump Haiku: We do raids because Brown women don’t belong here Just ask donald trump

Today’s racist and misogynistic trump Haiku: Let’s prosecute her A black woman must not win In my man-o-sphere

Today’s trump Haiku: trump likes killing folks ICE, Iran, drug boats, soldiers Think twice when you vote

Today’s “I deserve it” trump Haiku: The Nobel Piece prize For largest piece of shit Goes to donald trump

Today’s trump Haiku: Rubio and Vance Who’s the most incompetent Wait, it’s Pete Hegseth

Today’s “we are the hottest economy in the world” trump bonus Haiku: Oil prices surge Inflation is on the rise trump is doing good

Today’s trump ‘empathy’ Haiku: I could do bad things To Clinton and Obama But I’m too nice - NOT

Today’s trump Haiku: Big Beautiful Bill Social welfare at it’s best Billionaires need it.

Today’s ‘trump trying to bribe me to vote for him’ Haiku: $90 bribe Posted today in my bank Still voting for Dems.

Today’s trump ‘draft dodging’ Haiku: Bad ankle bone spurs Kept him from being drafted He needs a strong Arch

Today’s trump Limerick: There once was a man from Queens Who thought he had elegant genes But all that he had Was money for Dad Who paid off all of the UPenn deans

Today’s trump Haiku: What is blonde, orange And shits in it’s trousers? Ask Natalie Harp

Lest We Forget trump Haiku: Epstein, Epstein, Ep Stein, trump, trump, Epstein, Epstein Epstein, Epstein, Ep!

Today’s trump Haiku: MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. GRIFT, GRIFT, GRIFT, GRIFT, GRIFT, GRIFT, GRIFT. LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES.

Today’s trump Haiku: Laws of physics say Sleaze is attracted to sleaze Trump, Musk, Voight, Miller

Today’s delusional trump Haiku: I am the real deal The media is fake news It’s all fucking fake

Today’s trump Haiku: The best of both worlds Arrogance, Incompetence Makes MAGA go round

Today’s ‘Gotch Perjury!' trump Haiku: Please define Eric Well, he’s a piece of Schmidt Like most MAGA-ites

Today’s trump Haiku: Born in Queens, NY Learned to grift in Manhattan Now lives in Crooklyn

Today’s trump Haiku: The cost of diesel Means only the rich weasels Can afford to buy

Today’s predictive trump Haiku: Kennedy Center Due to vindictive asshole Will be demolished

Today’s trump Haiku: Who should we avoid Candidates backed by big money They are beholden.

Timothy Snyder said something in his most recent meditation about AI that struck me. He said pretending to do something when you can’t do it is undignified. It wastes your’s and others time. The first thought that came to my mind was TRUMP.