Dr. DJ Khaled, M.D.

I guess a gratuitously expensive vanity wedding that the media has been discussing and scrutinizing every detail of for months that has inescapable public displays is also “top secret?”

Was at MSG tonight as one of 18,000 people—the most ever in the U.S. to watch a women’s hockey game. Go Sirens!

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Me on opening day after no Mets baseball for 179 days. youtu.be/tOnavvQjYV8?...

This new pro-war Bret Stephens op-ed about doesn’t cite any ways the war is actually succeeding, but rather just lists a bunch of past American imperialist fuck ups. At this point, are we sure Stephens’ entire persona isn’t an Andy Kaufman-esque bit to point out how dumb neocons are?

Don’t worry guys, the war is totally ok because Israel is ~ALSO~ really good at killing people. If a war involves drone striking brown children, Bret Stephens almost definitely supports it.

(Rooting for Venezuela, but) McLean's stuff is absolutely filthy and I'm so happy he's a Met.

He may be a putrid warhawk, but at least he’s consistent.

Left Twitter. Eat a dick, Elon.