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It's time to radicalize sanity.

This is a joke, but, after they win everything, Dems should unironically do this to straight conservative men in deep red states - provided they find some, that is.🌈

Remember, he bought Twitter because apparently back in the day it was "too biased"🤷

I'm not a luddite and I'm reasonably pro-data centers, but those people aren't helping🙄

MAGA already exists more than double the ammount of time the Confederacy did, and, as a human being, I find that insulting.

To be clear: I *despise* Hasan Piker. But this cunt just openly, shamelessly called for his assassination. This is bad when a random dipshit with 3 followers on Rumble does it, let alone the Trump Whisperer herself.

It seems that, in these times of great political divide, few things were more bipartisan than Katie Miller's vagina.

Kristi might be depicted as a cowgirl, but it's her husband who's bringing his guns out.

Katie Miller, aka Temu Eva Braun, had to fuck Steve Bannon, Elon Musk and Stephen Miller to cumulatively reach the total ammount of penis size to match Eric Swalwell.

This is the kind of goverment overreach I could get behind.

Apparently, Katie Miller, aka Temu Eva Braun, went from fucking Eric Swalwell to fucking Steve Bannon and Elon to marrying Stephen Miller. Talking about downgrades🤔

One of those might be some sort of weird psy-op or some genuine political sentiment. The other one is just...dumb🤔

"My name is Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, and I approve this message".

Meaning... Basically socialism, but... the national kind? 🤔 ... ... Oh.

I lose my shit from time to time about the DSA infiltrating the Dems, but than I see that Republicans are running a dude who's claiming that beating your wife obviously ain't a big deal if she cooks you dinner afterwards🤔

The new season of RuPaul's Drag Race kinda sucks. Sashay away.

This is, you guessed it, total BS. El-Sayed never expressed such views. However, the far-left streamer Hasan Piker, who endorsed and campaigned with El-Sayed, stated exactly that. @abdulelsayed.bsky.social , you would we wise to distance yourself from those people, just like Zohran did.

Thank you, @rephaleystevens.bsky.social

The big tent of the Republican party:

This makes me mad, Michigan and Wisconsin are perfectly winnable elections which Abdul El-Sayed and Francesca Hong are fucking up because you expect them to bring you a healthcare unicorn that shits pitchforks to impale rich people with.

1. Most of the immigrants that crossed to the Spanish *enclave* of Ceuta - that is literally located on the *African continent* - returned to Morocco. 2. "Czechoslovenia", lol

Political sanity check, aka The Liberal Creed😍😍😍

That's the right thing to do.👍 I'm about 60% sure El-Sayed would do the same. But what about you, El-Sayed voters? Will you support Haley if she wins the primary?

This is unfair. Firstly, he's not part of DSA, thankfully. Secondly, she's his *second* cousin - which is perfectly fine. Thirdly, he's still exhibiting a lack of Nazi tattoos and rapes.

If we could somehow marry Coastal Elitism with Wokeness, the US would be an untouchable, undisputable world dominating utopia for the next 10000 years.

Normal-ass Democrats who absolutely do not want to abolish prisons and defund the police are winning in states where your mom and your aunt might be the same person🤷

Here's the thing: I really dislike El-Sayed, but if he wins the primary, I would vote for him over the tamest Republican who campaigns on getting free puppies for everyone. I hope you El-Sayed fans can say the same for Stevens. If not, you're telling on yourself.

Dr. Fauci, who saved millions of lives in the USA, is getting treatment harsher than all the Epstein perpetrators. America is fundamentally damaged to its core.

Fauci is as good a litmus test for political sanity as any.

Would you look at that! A bunch of normal, sane Democrats actually leading the shit outta those races! Baffling!😮

Wow. Just... wow🥴 Purging the DSA lunatics would certainly help in that regard, but I'm pretty sure this is just the result of MAGA poisoning the population with all that "Child mutilation!/Transgender in sports!" crap.

The whole thing is rather insane (Dems are better at *all* of it), but the highlight must be a misunderstanding; the question was "on", not "at"🤔

I wouldn't want for him to get Epstein'd, mostly because his post-mortem clout would be annoying afterward. Nah, I wish him a excruciatingly long existance.

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On one hand, this makes me happy, but on the other...he's *still* the richest man in the world🤔

I can totally picture the Fox News guys right now: "Dude, we need to have those DSA lunatics in here, like, every fvckin' day until the midterm!"

Please don't abuse this. It would be rude.

"Sign". Singular.

Unlike the eternally blue Minnesota, Ohio is a swing state, and even tough governor Mike DeWine is not the craziest Republican out there, I assess that he's just Republican enough not to give ICE any pushback. I hope the people of Ohio will meet the moment.

Christian red state preferring an adulturer and criminal over an actual church seminarian🤔 Texas is fvcking weird.

MUSIC SHOP EMPLOYEE (irritably): "Sir, I promise you, this is the smallest violin we got!" ME: "Are you sure? Can you check again?"

Give me a sec, fellas, I dropped the appropriate violin for this and now I must be careful not to accidentaly step on it😬

Firstly, who da fvck got access to Twitter in solitary confiment? Secondly, he's not reading that, lol Thirdly... we are all Team Paint Eater here, right?