M Dv-us

M Dv-us

@drdvus.bsky.social

Just an ordinary guy, doing ordinary things, trying to make people smile with dad jokes 🙂🙂. Live life with no regrets, Karma is real 🙂 hockey and soccer coach, MMA

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Her- honey, I am sorry I switched your meds Me- what?? Her- I gave you anxiety pills instead of Imodium. Me- what?? Her1how do you feel? Me- well, I shit myself, but I am calm about it …

Me- hey, do you want to go out to eat tonight Her- can’t I am on a diet Me- why? You look great Her- I want to lose my luv handles Me- you will look very funny without ears …

The government just announced that it is now illegal to smoke marijuana while on laxatives !! Meaning you either shit or get off the pot !!!