nowe doggy ! 🍉🌿

i can do many cool magic tricks but they all involve making things disappear i think

what would u pay at a nowe kissing booth ...

hiii i'm nowe ! [pronounced 🔊no-weh] i'm your big local forest beastie friend hehe :3 very silly n shy Dog (?) that loves it's friends 💭💜 you'll see me getting into lotsa big, voracious, hungry situations here, so no minors here pls !! ❗🔞❗ 🎨: @tatertottoto.bsky.social ⏬: unclothed ref alt in reply 🧵

the question is never *can* a beast get fatter, but *should* a beast get fatter ... 💭

okay yay now that new refsheet is done i can speak again in public spaces >:3 !!!

i am afflicted with an evil disease that makes me need to eat things to survive ... crazy

you can tell i am in a sleepy affectionate mood when i just kinda say stuff to try and get attention and talk to people fhdslkjadf

i'm really confused by how everyone i start talking to somehow universally calls me pet names like "big guy" HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT I LIKE THAT

weight gain always seems inevitable with friends like mine fdshlakjs

it is a Ritual for me to get a new refsheet at each mental milestone of my life i fear

maaaan, why do i have to go through a mental metamorphosis on a monday

for whatever reason, above any other urge i could ever possibly have right now, i crave to just be a huge beast slowly waddling through an active car wash . savoring it

am i accidentally intimidating to poke ?? fhlaksjdf

ive always found it very endearing how i seem to attract both endo and digestion oriented pals near equally, and i'm always very scared of spooking off one or the other by leaning more into endo/digestion on any given day ... but i thiiiink i'm getting comfortable just saying what i wanna say now :D

got force fed so much today that it'd feel wrong if i didn't make atleast some of the weight-gain canon from here on fsdhlaskdjf