Dreamweasel

Dreamweasel

@dreamweasel.bsky.social

Still not accepting .GIFs or memes

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Mike Johnson would chuckle and insist he hadn’t heard anything about that and not one person would care

PR05P3CT0R@pr05p3ct0r.bsky.social

Someone needs to ask Mike Johnson when Greenland and Venezuela get their seats in Congress. Is he in favor of taxation without representation or did we not actually “get” those new territories, as Trump claims?

R: We will deport the migrants, crush dissent and destroy the perverted transgender monsters before they attack your children D: We want everyone to have healthcare U: Both sides are bad and everyone is lying LOL 🌹: I think the public is ready for the nuanced decision of ranked-choice voting

Remember during Trump’s first term when everyone in the Administration denied he said this exact thing

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Why do we always have to take people from shit house countries? We can't we take people from Norway and Sweden and Denmark? By the way, Denmark gave us Greenland ... what do you take, Venezuela or Greenland? We got them both!"

‪Bill Maher’s political principles are secondary to the fact that he is fundamentally a reactionary who endlessly doubles down in the face of critcism. So now that liberals are angry with him and Trump is being nice to him, it’s just going to drive him deeper into MAGAstan.‬

TRUMP: I enjoy being cruel to women, children, and immigrants. Please vote for me GOP: At least he’s not the cringey black woman with the weird laugh

TEN LATE-BREAKING NEWS ALERTS THAT ARE MORE SHOCKING THAN THE RECENT REVELATION THAT LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY 10. Abdul El-Sayed is actually a Muslim 9. Jesse Watters voted for Trump 8. The Republican strategy for the 2026 midterms focuses heavily on immigration and opposition to socialism

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2. Donald Trump has not only made the midterm elections all about himself but he absolutely plans to make the next Presidential election all about himself and there is no way that can happen with anyone else as the GOP nominee

1. Trump fought tooth and nail to prevent the release of the Epstein Files because he was good friends with Jeffrey Epstein, made multiple visits to the island and molested young girls

TEN LATE-BREAKING NEWS ALERTS THAT ARE MORE SHOCKING THAN THE RECENT REVELATION THAT LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY 10. Abdul El-Sayed is actually a Muslim 9. Jesse Watters voted for Trump 8. The Republican strategy for the 2026 midterms focuses heavily on immigration and opposition to socialism

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5. Teachers are not performing gender transition surgery at school nor are they brainwashing their students into having it done 4. Neither Israel’s treatment of the people of Gaza nor their attacks on Lebanon are endearing them to their neighbors or the world community

TEN LATE-BREAKING NEWS ALERTS THAT ARE MORE SHOCKING THAN THE RECENT REVELATION THAT LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY 10. Abdul El-Sayed is actually a Muslim 9. Jesse Watters voted for Trump 8. The Republican strategy for the 2026 midterms focuses heavily on immigration and opposition to socialism

7. Donald Trump and Elon Musk were working together to help Putin in his war against Ukraine 6. Donald Trump really has no plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz or get us out of Iran

The suggestion that Trump will lose supporters because he is no longer lucid or coherent imples that they previously supported him because of his hardnosed pragmatism and/or ironclad grip on reality. I do not believe either of these things are true.

Republicans vote for Trump because they think the Democrats are worse. They will always think the Democrats are worse. And it doesn’t much matter what Democrats do or say because most people only hear what they want to hear.

Social media makes it easier than ever to enclose ourselves in hermetic bubbles with like-minded political opinions. If the voices you hear are grounded in reality, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. If they’re driven by fantasy, bigotry, or groundless panic, then it is.

Apparently, I’m “this white supremacist could plausibly have been mocking the Amos & Andy dialect” years old

Spark: North of 60@hey-nunya-business.bsky.social

Yes, I'm going to take anyone who has "cleetus" in their handle very seriously when discussing racism. Don't ask me what "dey culture" is, because I don't know. I think they were trying for "DEI." Talk about making yourself into the worst kind of stereotype.

🧔🏻‍♂️: Spent a lot of time at the mosque studying the Qu’ran, have you 🔴: Well, now you’re just being arrogant 🧔🏻‍♂️: You know, you can’t believe everything you see online 🔴: Help, the Democrats are condescending to us again

🧔🏻‍♂️: Well, hopefully this was a useful learning experience 🔴: We Are All Tommy Teepell! 🧔🏻‍♂️: I couldn’t have said it better myself

🧔🏻‍♂️: I believe in religious freedom 🔴: You support Sharia Law 🧔🏻‍♂️: I am honest and genuine 🔴: You are engaging in taqiyya, which allows Muslims to lie to conceal their true religious beliefs

🧔🏻‍♂️: That’s only allowed in extreme cases when our literal survival is under threat; it does not excuse deceit or manipulation 🔴: That’s not how I heard it 🧔🏻‍♂️: And how exactly did you learn about taqiyya? 🔴: Doesn’t matter

🧔🏻‍♂️: I am happy to debate my opponent and take questions from anyone who asks 🔴: Your quick wit only conceals your devious agenda 🧔🏻‍♂️: I am an American who believes in the Constitution 🔴: You are an Egyptian who has come to destroy us

🧔🏻‍♂️: I want money in your pocket and Medicare for All 🔴: You are a terrifying socialist 🧔🏻‍♂️: I believe the wealthy should pay their fair share 🔴: You would send our children to gulags and force the women into burqas

🧔🏻‍♂️: I denounce the Muslim Brotherhood 🔴: You support the Muslim Brotherhood 🧔🏻‍♂️: I support the Jewish community 🔴: You want to destroy the Jewish community

🧔🏻‍♂️: I condemn the terrorist attack 🔴: You support the terrorist attack 🧔🏻‍♂️: I explained why it happened because I want to prevent more violence from happening in the future 🔴: You said “Hurt people hurt people” because you are a vile antisemite who blames Israel for everything

The attacks against Abdul El-Sayed are sounding a bit……. familiar. ⬇️

Dreamweasel@dreamweasel.bsky.social

👨‍🦰: You just can’t trust those people 🙎🏻: This is a Christian nation; he doesn’t belong here 🙎🏼‍♂️: He’s got such a weird name 🙎🏻‍♀️: Who does he think he is?

See, the big secret on both sides is that nobody actually cares whether a candidate “disavows” anything

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social

Every Republican running for office in Ohio should be asked if they disavow the extremism of Vivek Ramaswamy

👨‍🦰: How can you take him at his word? He’s going to ignore the Constitution and force his religion on the rest of us 👴🏽: He’s trying to take advantage of black people 👨🏻: He’s pretending there’s a genocide happening so he can play the victim and gain our sympathies 🤠: FAKE GENOCIDE

👨🏻‍🦲: Give them an inch and they will take it all 👵🏻: He’s a traitor! 🙎🏻‍♀️: He doesn’t understand what America is all about 👨‍✈️: Those filthy vermin should all be deported 👨🏻‍🦲: WAKE UP, AMERICA! - - - - - - - This Has Been a Public Service Announcement from the American Vanguard Against Anti-Semitism

👨‍🦰: You just can’t trust those people 🙎🏻: This is a Christian nation; he doesn’t belong here 🙎🏼‍♂️: He’s got such a weird name 🙎🏻‍♀️: Who does he think he is?

👨🏼‍🦱: Those people are so devious! He’s just taking advantage of our tolerance 👩🏻‍🦰: His allegiance is to a foreign power 👨🏻: They just want to take over America 👨🏻‍🦲: He’s going to flood the country with filthy immigrants