Drew Green

Fuck. I bought it. 🪐

Street Fighter was a really good time! It's a bit long (two hours) and the story doesn't always make perfect sense, but the fights are really cool and fun and the film's got a good sense of style and humor. Sometimes you just have to give yourself up to a 7/10 movie and not think about it too much!

Castlevania-themed drag queen named Donna Sorrow

Still a couple days left to sign up for this zomboyfriend!

This zombie boy can put his paws all over me! 🧟‍♂️💚🎃 Celebrate the spooky season with the October 2026 sticker! Make sure you're joined at the Pinup Sticker Club tier by October 3rd, 11:59pm PDT (Los Angeles time) to get this sticker sent right to you! patreon.com/drewgreen

I'm looking for PS2 recommendations! What are some of your favorite PS2 games and why?

Sorry y'all, I REALLY like the new OoT. I'm sooo excited to play it and I think it's a beautiful interpretation. Also, my partner has never played non BotW/TotK Zelda games and he's excited for this, and that counts for something. I knew the internet would hate it, but I like it a bunch. 🤷

A selfie for your Friday.

Last day to sign up for this cutie pie!

Looks like somebody's been bit by the Y2GAY bug! 🍆👽💖 Join my patreon at the Pinup Sticker Club tier by 11:59pm September 3rd (Los Angeles time) to get this hunky millennial sent to you! Patreon.com/drewgreen

Why. Are home printers. Universally. SHIT. I'd pull my hair out if I had any!!! I need a new one but I'm afraid to invest in one that sucks. I print a ton for stickers, and I like the ink economy on the Ecotank printer and the print quality is decent, but it's otherwise kind of terrible. Reccs?

Coyote Vs. Acme was such a joy. An engaging mystery, very funny writing AND physical comedy, and they successfully managed to give Wile E. Coyote a meaningful character arc. It's so sweet and fun and I highly recommend you go see it in a full theater so you can laugh with other people. 9 outta 10!

"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." - Dolly Parton

After years of playing this game multiple times and appreciating its top-tier grayscale art, superb animation and visual style, sense of atmosphere, 10/10 soundtrack, and satisfying gameplay, I think I gotta finally say it: VB Wario Land might be in my top 10 games of all time. It's THAT good.

Had a really rough weekend for reasons I'll keep to myself for now, but the hills of Burbank are so pretty just before twilight and it brought a little light to my soul. (Also, ACAB, but I liked this photo I snapped of the Burbank police station.) #CanonPowershotG2

I'm not exaggerating when I say there's a real chance I've got that stomach parasite that's been making the news. I wish my body would stop bullying me!

It's so important to stop and smell the flowers every now and then. 🌸🌱🩷 Make sure you're joined at the Pinup Sticker Club tier by 11:59PDT (Los Angeles time) by August 3rd to get this bloomin'-good sticker sent right to you! Patreon.com/drewgreen

The music video for my single is out now!!! youtu.be/lFSSqQpj_-g

It's 2009. I wanna go out for virgin margs with the gal pals, but I've gotta write my saucy sex advice column before my editor Gary reads me the riot act. Thankfully, I can do it all with my Sony Vaio Type P mini laptop. I'm a girl on the go! (Srsly, is this thing NOT peak hardware design though?!)

This figure of Samus looks like Cobel from Severance.

Tl;dr: Same as it ever was. Animation props up the industry. Audiences crave more. People working in animation are treated like shit. The medium is treated like a punchline. No end in sight. variety.com/2026/film/aw...

Exercise is haaarrrd! 🫨💦

As good a day as any to complain about the summer heat in socal. My brain is melting out of my ears today.

In n Out excursion from last night. Special appearance by @thomofass.bsky.social #CanonPowerShotG2

I wish I had the brazen self-confidence of every single hot chicken restaurant in the US.

Anchovy is so fashion. 🐈‍⬛💅 #CanonPowershotG2

Got my hands on an old #CanonPowershotG2 that just needed a little fixin' up, and I'm impressed! Amazing sharpness and clarity for a sensor and lens combo this old, and it shoots RAW files. Here's an edited photo of my beautiful Anchovy.

It's too damn hot to wear the over-ear headphones, so I switched to the wired cheapies.

Sonic 3 & Pickles

Last day to join to get the July sticker!

Update: my boyfriend got home from work and I asked him to take a picture of my bald spot (my hair was probably 3mm at this point) and I looked at that picture and immediately went and shaved my head. So...bald Drew lives on. 🥚

I am 100% the guy who makes sure to say hello to the neighborhood lizard.

I'm growing my hair out. I haven't tried that in like...probably a decade. I wonder how severe my big bald spot has gotten. I guess we'll find out! If it looks horrible, you'll never see it. If "Drew with hair" is cute, expect selfies.

When times are tough - in any sense of the sentiment - you cannot afford to NOT make art. You sharing yourself makes the world a better place. Please make things. ❤️

It's a car wash, ladies and gentlemen! These sudsy studs promise to get into every nook and cranny. 🚗🧽🫧💙 Make sure you're joined at the Pinup Sticker Club tier on my Patreon by 11:59PST (Los Angeles time) on July 3rd to get this squeaky clean sticker sent right to you! Patreon.com/drewgreen