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my roommate trained my cat to activate the sound box on the life sized Freddy fazbear animatronic in the kitchen and it's incessant hur hur hur is causing tensions to rise amoung the polycule

shoving an entire micrib up my pussy

my roommate trained my cat to activate the sound box on the life sized Freddy fazbear animatronic in the kitchen and it's incessant hur hur hur is causing tensions to rise amoung the polycule

shoving an entire micrib up my pussy

My debut album is a collection of my favorite songs

My debut album is a collection of my favorite songs

honey, theyre going to make this the best sex ed website in the world. but theyll charge you to take one look at the dick pics

honey, theyre going to make this the best sex ed website in the world. but theyll charge you to take one look at the dick pics

on tonights episode of mythbusters we will be seeing if bleach can be used as lube

Most likely outcome for ants: 1) a) die of dehydration 2) get pissed off 3) start crying 4) go home

Most likely outcome for ants: 1) a) die of dehydration 2) get pissed off 3) start crying 4) go home

on tonights episode of mythbusters we will be seeing if bleach can be used as lube

they say time heals all wounds. but clearly they have not considered my ocd

they say time heals all wounds. but clearly they have not considered my ocd

donated my superwholock shirt to goodwill and instantly got banned from tumblr

donated my superwholock shirt to goodwill and instantly got banned from tumblr

By 2031, the moon will no longer be visible from space

Space toilets work by separating the urine from the inside of the toilet so it can be sucked into your mouth and suck out of your ass

REUTERS - World famous "Ozempic Astronaut" has been banned from the zoo for life after he reportedly touched a pregnant woman's vagina

REUTERS - World famous "Ozempic Astronaut" has been banned from the zoo for life after he reportedly touched a pregnant woman's vagina

Space toilets work by separating the urine from the inside of the toilet so it can be sucked into your mouth and suck out of your ass

By 2028, The moon will be visible from space for the first time

In space, no one knows how to build a computer but they do know that it has the power to make a person cum. and if they dont use it it theyll never have a wife again. they wont even be able to afford a house

In space, no one knows how to build a computer but they do know that it has the power to make a person cum. and if they dont use it it theyll never have a wife again. they wont even be able to afford a house

penis-shaped key unlocks the door to my study, where i study pornos

A whole civilization will die tonight — a group of geico-politicians is holding a press conference to announce that the election is now "Fucked".

A whole civilization will die tonight — a group of geico-politicians is holding a press conference to announce that the election is now "Fucked".

Most likely outcome for ants: 1) a) die of dehydration 2) get pissed off 3) start crying 4) go home

penis-shaped key unlocks the door to my study, where i study pornos

Most likely outcome for ants: 1) a) die of dehydration 2) get pissed off 3) start crying 4) go home

Everyday remember when you could just as easily have one thing on your mind and be done with it? That is exactly what is going to happen today

Everyday remember when you could just as easily have one thing on your mind and be done with it? That is exactly what is going to happen today

do goth girls have black blood or just regular blood. we need 2 find out

do goth girls have black blood or just regular blood. we need 2 find out

nobody ever wants to hang out with just me. there's always someone else

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free buzzfees quiz idea: tell us how many of these celebrities would you run over with a car and we'll tell you who you're voting for

anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy

Zuck Markerberg: your dicks dont get enough sunlight

i sat in a puddle so now my ass is wet and i dont know what to do next

free buzzfees quiz idea: tell us how many of these cars would you run over with a celebrity and we'll tell you who you voted for in 2016

free buzzfees quiz idea: tell us how many of these celebrities would you run over with a car and we'll tell you who you're voting for

September 10th, 2025: Charlie Kirk, the man who died in the bathtub explosion

nobody else is brave enough to say it so i will: dragn wash is enabling dragon abuse. you're literally slapping them in the eyes in the trailer @peta.org @petebuttigieg.bsky.social

Under the blinding light of an unforgiving sun, I stomp a snake's head into the goddamn sand

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