Darren Gray 🌰

Did my duty, and told Vivek to fuck all the way off. #ActonForGovernor #VoteBlue #BlueWave

Just checked the charging history in my car’s app. I’ve spent $14 this month to fuel my car. #EVowner #EVlife #MustangMachE

Thank you, Justin Verlander 🧡 JV leaves the mound for the Tigers - one final time.

Justin Verlander climbs the mound in Detroit for the final time 🫡

Saw gas this morning for $4.239 a gallon. My first thought was I’m still paying 13 cents per kWh to charge my car. #EVowner #MustangMachE

If you’re Gen X, you need to see Coyote vs Acme.

I saw something on YouTube Apparently, there’s a thing about men wearing hosiery, and it’s actually not a kink. Some do it for the compression, some do it for a base layer in cold weather, and others do it while hiking to prevent bug bites and sunburn.

Get ready people. We’ve got one week before Mitch McConnell dies. I don’t know how I’ll handle his impending demise.

Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage!

Meatloaf sandwich for dinner. Because I suck at actually adulting.

Lab results back from my PSA blood test. All good. I’m happy.

Always fun to show up to work, and find a nail in a drive tire.

There’s something about mixed melon chunks for breakfast on a hot summer morning.

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Why get an EV? Because I can charge at home at under 10 cents/kWh, and have weather cool enough to turn off the AC, and get almost 5 miles/kWh. Less than 2 cents a mile to operate.

Colonoscopy prep day. Fun times. 🙄

Topped up my Mustang Mach E last night. Cost $3.

Breaking news: The Be Sharps will not be performing at the 250th Anniversary Celebration.

I bought something.

Picking up my Mustang Mach E in the morning.

Found a pre-owned Ford Mach E with low miles and a pretty affordable payment. Now, I have to decide if I want to risk taking on a payment when I’m pretty sure there’s a whopping recession coming soon.

I’ve put it off as long as I could. I’m getting bifocals.

So, I need a colonoscopy. That sounds like a good time. 🙄

Any Democrat who runs for President, and says the first thing they’ll do is disband ICE, I’ll donate $1,000 to them.

They’re not ICE agents. They’re stormtroopers. Start addressing them as such.

Endorsement test passed, and drivers license renewed. It’s a good day.

Checked in at the hospital for my carpal tunnel release. I’m ready for it to be over.

Found out this evening that I will be responsible for $1800 for my carpal tunnel surgery. Boy, I love living in the United States. If I lived somewhere else, I could spend that money on something else.

For the first time in my life, I’m taking sick days from work. It’s kind of weird for me.

In my 20s, I separated my shoulder twice. A painful experience. Nowhere near though, the experience I’m having with tendinitis in my shoulder.

So, apparently, Prednisone is quite the little miracle.

Anyone heard about the rapture? Haven’t seen anyone going to paradise yet.

Just ordered a VR headset. Any recommendations for games for a fat ass who is trying to not be as big of a fat ass?

Good news! I only have to deal with my Carpal Tunnel for only 12 more weeks.

Lost 15 lbs, A1C is steady, blood pressure is down to normal. A successful trip to the doctor’s office.

RIP Jim Lovell

Anyone else ever burp, and bite their tongue at the same time, or am I the only one to have that level of clutzy coordination?

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Sovereign Citizen court videos on YouTube are the greatest comedy being produced now.

The Internet wins again 💀😂😅🤣

That was fun.

So, pinched nerves are fun.

Would anyone else be surprised if it was discovered that Barron Trump has a secret puppy torture room at Maralago? I’m not saying he does. I just wouldn’t be surprised if it was discovered.