Todd Goldman (DrJen Adjacent)

Oh Susan, please fuck off. If Carney doesn’t do a deal with Europe Canada has no leverage and Trump just continues his trade war. For Canadians unfamiliar with Sen Collins, she excels at pretending to consider moderate stances but always votes with the right. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Once again, the NYTimes manages to out-irony even you. Erika Kirk: What I’ve Learned About Grief www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/o...

@mcuban.bsky.social So have you called @pablo.show to apologize for accusing him of being too aggressive in his reporting?

I know this article had a byline with a human name. But given the poor quality the writing, it might as well have been written by AI as it’s just a bunch of rambling factoids about Yiannopoulos that has no flow and virtually no reporting. www.cnn.com/2026/08/28/u...

For all the Todd’s out there. What is the name someone who knows you, accidentally calls you when they don’t call you “Todd”. “Tom” is incorrect. Other Todd’s will know instantly if this has happened to them. Why it is this name is inexplicable to me. @btarrington.bsky.social @tvaziri.com

I finally figured out why these posts from “Prof” Galloway bug me. He wants a participation trophy for raising his kids. It’s one thing to be proud of them, it’s another for always making this 50% about him.

Want to be more likable? Don’t be a blowhard on topics for which you aren’t an expert. Talk less. Listen more and show an interest in what other people are saying.

The loss was not stunning, it was .1%, nor does it demonstrate the limits of the left. An incredible amount of editorializing in the headline which was called out by the readers in the comments. A Stunning Loss in Wisconsin Shows the Limits of the Left www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/u...

We don’t care what Scott thinks. He is not an expert on young men, he is not an expert on healthcare and he also isn’t an expert on AI. He is just an MBA who likes to pass as an academic who got lucky and now has a microphone Why Scott Galloway Is an A.I. Optimist www.nytimes.com/video/opinio...

Linda Qiu. If I say “hello” 9 days out of 10, and on the 10th day I cut off your pinky because I didn’t like what you said, people would say I was violent person. But you would say I was usually polite. Trump Justifies Money Made as President With Inaccurate Claims www.nytimes.com/2026/07/11/u...

I’m investing in companies that make those “blue books” we used to use when we took tests the old fashioned way, in the lecture hall, by hand with a pen or pencil. I see upside in that and no2 pencils

What a POS, hateful, man-child. Trump Administration Live Updates: President Refuses to Sign Housing Bill, in Protest Over Stalled Voting Measure www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07...

Perhaps it’s just me but people who say they are DSA are what used to be called Democrats.

Trump Says Reflecting Pool Will Likely Need to Be Drained www.nytimes.com/2026/06/20/u... Evidence points to a badly botched repair job. There is more evidence for that over Trump’s dubious claims of vandalism. Find actual repair experts and rewrite the article from that perspective you lazy fucks

Life comes full circle. Donny as an adult and no one wants to talk to him because he’s an 80 year old asshole who stinks and just shit in his pants. Now imagine it’s Donny in the second grade and no one wants to talk to him because he’s an 8 year old asshole who stinks and just shit in his pants.

I just received a LinkedIn Ad/message from someone who called them selves Dev DesAI. Really?! Did they think that was: A) Clever or B) just a way to make me want to tell them to fuck off if that was the best they could do. Correct answer is of course, B

Next up, 3 and 5 year economic plans including what crops to plant. Welcome to the U.S.S.A.

For fucks sake, let it fucking go! He dropped out of the race. But the guy who IS President falls asleep and is incoherent on a daily basis. Trump’s dementia is the news, not this rehashed story Jill Biden’s Reaction to Biden’s 2024 Debate: ‘He’s Having a Stroke’ www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/u...

We found 12 completely ignorant Trump voters who are “shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here” Ok. “ignorant Trump voters” is redundant. But you get the point. ‘Disappointed,’ ‘Surprised,’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Trump Voters on What Has Gone Wrong www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

“surely this speech from Trump will focus on reassuring and calming the nation” Given Trump has never given a speech that has even attempted to calm the nation, in fact he consistently does the opposite, @clarajeffery.bsky.social demonstrates a clear lack of critical thinking as a “journalist”.

This guy!!! Man, he is so fucking good. Democrats, that’s the way you do it ( and play your guitar on MTV)

Feckless reporters @nytimes.com please explain how giving Iran control of the strait of Hormuz and letting them charge $1-$2M per ship passing through is a “tactical victory”. 500 words or less please. I’m waiting.

If someone uses a mouse study or even a 20 person trial to make their point to prove broad causality in humans, they are gaslighting you. They are trying to distort reality by treating likely meaningless data as evidence. It is either a sign more research is needed or their claim is flat out wrong.

Or how about this? Furlough some ICE agents and use the money to pay the TSA agents who are actually trained to do those jobs (without macing or shooting anyone). ICE to Augment Security at Airports Amid Partial Shutdown, Border Czar Says www.nytimes.com/2026/03/22/u...

Let’s Make America Healthy Again. Soon enough we will all be snorting cocaine from toilet seats. F.D.A. Opens Door to More Flavored E-Cigarettes www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/h...

Trump is obviously playing some kind of 4 dimensional chess match that only a genius as grand and great as Wile E Coyote, who was in fact a super genius, could understand. Yes, that’s it. That’s definitely what’s going on.

Great, so we replace a moron with the next moron on the list. Markwayne is an idiot. Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

This is not “terrible timing”. This is “incompetence yet again”.

Some of us need to learn to accept (myself included) that we live on a timeline where a significant number of people think this guy is smart — ha ha, he owned that NBC reporter, ha ha.

Labor Secretary Is a Rare Presence at Department in Turmoil www.nytimes.com/2026/03/02/u... once again New York Times you’ve put your keen mind to the task and come to the wrong conclusion. The real story is why is this the only governmental Secretary under investigation?

YES TO THIS!!! But then again every conservative columnist at the NYtimes would be well below the Mendoza line

@scalper88.bsky.social @sumokirby.bsky.social Nailed it! Congratulations, with a 7 day delay you belatedly win the internet.

Joe Rogan is the Susan Collins of podcasting and Collins is the Lucy Van Pelt of the Senate. He will never “get it” and just when you think he will, he will find a different and yet unnamed conspiracy theory to pursue. The football will always get pulled away at the last second.

2 of the 3 votes against ending tariffs in the Supreme Court were from justices nominated by Pappy Bush and his son. It’s time for never Trumper’s to accept the cancer in the GOP started long before Trump became president. There’s been a problem with their political philosophy for a long time.

I’m speculating, but I’d bet he got a separation package which included a non disparagement clause which is why he will say nothing about Bari Weiss and the shit show at 60 minutes and CBS “News” Anderson Cooper to Leave ‘60 Minutes’ on CBS www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/b...

Hey Peter Attia MD, after reading your “apology” I thought I would suggest you read about what a real apology looks like. Harriet Lerner PhD, an actual expert, wrote a great book on the topic. You might learn something. www.amazon.com/Why-Wont-You...

Alabama's maternal health stats are akin to those of Venezuela or Colombia. California's stats are closer to those of Sweden or The Netherlands. And this reflects sharply on quality of life.

Per the NYTimes regarding the Melania movie, “Was this all just an attempt for Amazon to ingratiate itself with President Trump?” Was it? It stinks as much as a powder room with a backed up septic system. But, let’s pontificate on the obvious now for another 1000 words.

@sgcarney.bsky.social I am watching your youtube presentation on Huberman and they served me a Jordan Peterson ad to buy classes from Mr Scammer himself. Not sure if you can control that or why he would pay to serve me an ad while watching you, but if you can, give it a try. btw... I am in Canada.

The use of “Nah” at the beginning of a post only makes me think you are not as smart as you think you are. And then I read the rest of the post, and end up validating my initial sentiment.

Blah, blah, Iran, blah. What’s in the Epstein files? Trump Weighs New Military Options Against Iran www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/u...

I carry my passport in my backpack all the time because I travel frequently internationally and found it was just easier to keep it in my backpack than put it in a drawer. But now it looks like I will also need it in my pocket just to walk the streets of NYC. Is this what the GOP call freedom?

What a fucking two year old. If Carney won’t play with me, he can’t play with anyone I don’t want! WAAAAAAHHHHHH! #Canadastrong #Minnesotastrong Trump Threatens Canada With Tariffs as Post-Davos Fallout Continues www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/w...

If you voted for Trump, you voted for this. Enjoy your tax cuts because you are an awful piece of shit. Rejecting Decades of Science, Vaccine Panel Chair Says Polio and Other Shots Should Be Optional www.nytimes.com/2026/01/23/h...

I saw this and just laughed out loud. I’m sure Carney is heartbroken. 💔

On behalf of the 51% of Americans who don’t think that MPLS under siege, slowing jobs, rising food costs, threat of foreign wars (by our Pres.), rising measles cases, exit of intellectual capital, etc makes us worse off, I am looking for surgeons who can help remove people’s heads from their asses.

“Bonkers”! YES! Thanks @atrupar.com for finding the right word!