Goblin Teeth

I may be returning from my self imposed exile from here. If I do I may occasionally share my sketches such as this guy I have brought here today

I haven’t played Star Wars Galactic Racer yet but oh my god I love Biddy Blas! Truly a top tier Glup Shitto

I feel like it has been a while since I posted a picture of myself and I really like this one

Whenever I get compliments on my eyeshadow it makes me feel incredible

I love Candyroy so much! Look at this ridiculous guy! How could anyone not want to see him shoot trash at Godzilla and other kaiju

Off to a great start 🫡

Having terrible spatial awareness and having a mostly carpeted apartment is a disastrous combination

I have such a love hate relationship with the Catholic Church. I hate it on such a deep level fundamental level and am glad I left when I did but then the pope comes out with an anti AI encyclical and I can’t help but cheer

Gotta love your favorite streamer doing a cruise through a weird christian travel company who made the website for the cruise with ai

Sam Campbell has rapidly become my all time favorite comedian

The world would be a better place if we would have killed more confederate soldiers

Netflix not even hinting at when the next episode of SBR is coming out is insane

Genuinely crazy that people are watching things at 1.5-2x speed. You know you don’t get an award for watching more stuff, right?

Dental hygienists love to poke at your gums for 15 minutes and then say that they are inflamed as if it’s all your fault

I really do think the only way to avoid this happening again is to split us up into multiple countries

When are we getting Old Sheldon?

Legitimate question why are Americans judged for speaking other language in an American accent?

Diet soda is the creation of an evil god

I will never forgive any foreigner that says that Americans aren’t doing enough to stop our government and then doesn’t offer to help us when we tell them that if we do anything more we will be killed

I need a hairstylist to explain why they are charging so much nowadays. Like $70 or more for a haircut that I will need to get redone in a month or two is insane

All ICE officers should suffer for eternity

It’s fucked up that I have to call in my ADHD medicine every month

It’s really fun to have my dad that I’m no contact call my boss and try to trick my boss into getting me to contact him

Develop “concept art”?? 💀 💀 💀 All the image models solely rely on stolen work of countless of artists to function at capacity. Using them not only is deeply unethical but puts the company at risk. Not worth it and I truly hope ( hell, I’m begging) that they reconsider 😭

I also have now finished two runs of Dispatch. Easily a 10/10 game

You’re all me if my life and genetics were completely different

I genuinely don’t think a single new data center should be built until existing ones retire

Genuinely my biggest dream is to have a small house where I can fill the yard with native plants and have a garden

Y’all mind if I just live in a little hut in the woods and make potions

My family was cursed with facial hair and body hair that will grow out instantly when shaved. It is literally impossible for me to be clean shaven for more than like two hours max

On my hands and knees begging Brits to melt their cheese I can’t stand seeing more unmelted cheese on top of fries and burgers

I hate the constant sense of impending doom I get when things start going well

The THC ban is going to cause a lot of people to lose their jobs in a time where the job market is completely fucked, will cause many people with chronic pain to turn to other much more dangerous options, and will lead ultimately to more deaths

I fucking hate that everything is subscription based now I hope all the fucking executives that push this shit are beaten to a pulp

I need Yurgir’s bed but instead of corpses it’s plushies

I love interacting with corporations they make so many fun excuses for why they can’t do anything

Define your music taste in eight artists TMBG Kneecap Sorry Mom AJJ Lemon Demon Talking Heads Phil Ochs Cavetown

I refuse believe national debt is a real thing

I just saw someone from the south saying midwesterners are impatient because we say “ope let me squeeze right past you” even when there isn’t room for two people

Hasan defenders are wild. Just because bad people started spreading something it doesn’t make that untrue. I obviously can’t prove he abuses his dog but there are definitely red flags as there are with a lot of things about him

I see people switching to mastodon and I gotta be honest I can’t move to a new social media platform again. Once I decide to move on from here that’s it for social media for me