The Mayor of Holderness

Totally fucked fuck off naproxen ruining my days

What do you mean couscous isn't a grain?? Fuck off.

Too early to know what this means.

I have an Aldi, Iceland and home bargains inside a 5 minute walk of where I live. Is this communism?

We are currently not the worst team in the premiership of all time.

Got to go out in THAT fuck off

FUCK SKY TV I WANT MY 3PM KICK OFFS BACK WHY 2PM ON A SUNDAY ARE YOU A MASOCHIST?

Leland Palmer is a true hero

@donjuan17.bsky.social I admire your persistence Julie.

Lol

I am beset by pigeons.

Anyone ever been on the #40 in Hull? Wild ride if ever I've been on one.

Shaking with RAGE at the lack of poppies

The American mind cannot comprehend blackcurrants.

Onedrive, more like WANKdrive

So now I can't open attachments directly from outlook or save directly to pc. So I have to save to onedrive, download from onedrive immediately, otherwise the file will be lost forever and I'd end up with hundreds of duplicates god knows where, then I can do a simple cope/paste to the desktop excel.

So how much filthy money has Wesley taken from the defence job he inexplicably (🔪🤝) landed?

Tony Jay!!

Lol, saying he wants to get rid of tax on energy then going on about tax revenue from gas drilling. The PAYE and NI for under 30 employees is fuck all, why the fuck has this become a thing people are expending political capital over? Absolute chicken feed.

He's on the telly again

Is it only in America where there are people who get paid to basically go to university campuses and berate 18 year olds who disagree with them? What a bunch of sad fucks

Leland Palmer stands for all American values. What a hero 🥲🫡

Hahaha, David Lynch has rocked up!

Bandy Urnham

Someone at work going on in the teams thing about how great AI is at organising his life, "like paying bills and stuff and sending official complaints" lol wut?

It really huuuurts

How has it taken me until my 39th year of life to finally watch Twin Peaks?

Leland Palmer is a true man of the people. Father, Lover and Patriot 🦅🫡🇺🇸

A third of energy is from wind, just bang some more turbines up. Ever been stoned underneath a wind turbine? It's great!

What's the point of Rosebank?

Why is DS9 the best Trek?

Isn't it nice when you've got a lovely chirpy birdy just happily destroying things?

Emerson, Lake and Leland Palmer

What to have for my din dins #dindins

Venn diagram of people who thought 3d TV and cinema would take over and people who think what's currently being marketed as AI is in any way good.

Anyway, time is a cube so changing the clocks doesn't affect me.

Chili con carne is genuinely a top 5 meal.

This naproxen is completely kicking my arse. Sort of stoned and woozy feeling dealing with spreadsheets. As I'm not drinking for this mandated month of medication, reckon I should see how long I can go without a drink?

Pussy in bio

Caught a bit of the business today thing on BBC, some dude going on about private-public partnerships being vital for infrastructure projects. Lol. Kidding me? Govt spends for something, contractor paid 6x original price above a rate other than it being internally managed/maintained.

Quite enjoying Twin Peaks. It's got the Plresident from Red Alert 2 and Kale MacLachlin in it.

I wish I had a tin of mushy peas.

Yeah, we need to see a BIG SERGEJ total overhaul like we saw throughout last season. That didn't work quite to plan, although it was just one moment of terrible keeping that undid it #hcafc

I've got the joy of AAAAAAAHNDY TAAAAAAAHNSEND commentating #hcafc #SubOptimal

01482, 01482, 0148, 0148, 01482 ULL! #hcafc #CityOfCulture2017

Bit strange for Giles to be benches and Coyle as LB, let's see what BIG SERGEJ can do! #hcafc