Daniel Sims

I felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of people suddenly found out the province was named after the lake.

Name a superhero with big muscles... Kid 1: "Superman" Kid 2: "Batman" My kid: "Chad"

Survived the gauntlet of blank stares attempting to coach 28 5yr olds at soccer

Nature putting any fireworks show to shame ⚡

Ultimate AI test: is it Box Elder or Poison Ivy?

PSA: this works with my old Labo VR cardboard set on Switch 1

I seem to be in a fringe area of creative professionals & young adults + creative hobbyists & nerd culture

Microsoft Family Safety stopped tracking time spent playing Roblox on Windows, which I would assume is the number one use-case. 🤦

YouTube has always had video for every random thing I'm looking for, but the production quality is getting creepy good for even mundane things like this review comparing the two specific Christmas Tree light sets I have in my shopping cart. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB4O...

Not a fan of this every-friday-in-november is Black Friday trend. Grey Fridays?

Funny how Google AI mode just kinda gives up after a few rounds and just shows you some links. "I dunno man, let me google that for you"

50 year mortgages? Hmm, when was the last time I heard that 🤔... www.google.com/amp/s/www.nb...

How many nuclear power plants are needed for Cursor to sprinkle its output with random Chinese characters then immediately clean up its "typos"

🙌🏈🙌 🐝!

Alien Earth episode 5 Among Us: The Movie

Was about to get a Pixel 10 but now I'm seeing there are issues with Qi(1) chargers like the Pixel Stand 2 (if using a case at least).

My secret agent name: "Liquid Error". #Shopify

Windows for a PC gaming handheld is a joke. Like I'm literally laughing at how bad of a user experience this is. I mean, I knew what I was getting, but how many don't?

Sam's Club putting "Locked-in Value" on all the price tags just makes me wonder about the items that *don't* have it.

Glad to hear the half-gallon challenge is still going strong. I think my time was 24 minutes.

I made it almost two years before getting a Switch because there weren't any compelling new games I didn't already have. I can do the same for Switch 2.

lol wow, I just noticed bitly stopped redirecting and now shows an interstitial page with the destination below a giant ad space. "for your protection"

My 3yr-old makes me sit in her room every night to sleep. "If you're a big girl then I can leave?" "Yes, when I reach your bellybutton"

I predict Mario Kart will eventually become all games and then the system OS and eventually the entire virtual world humans live in. #switch2

Watch out Atlanta drivers, reduced visibility from pollen fog. #pollenfog

In refining 0x231C64 : 0x3ED923 (Dranesville) in 00h 04m 16s 729ms I have brought glory to the company. Praise Kier. 8️⃣1️⃣7️⃣0️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣0️⃣8️⃣4️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣ 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣6️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣1️⃣6️⃣3️⃣ #mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯 lumon-industries.com

The recruiting question "% willing to travel" takes on new meaning after working remote for years.

Third type: YouTube *Kids* on the TV all the time. never go full YouTube

I wasn't expecting GitHub Copilot to auto-complete new content. I mean it wasn't usable but it was close, and better than lorem ipsum.

Strange the main takeaway from the Switch 2 reveal is that it's a Switch... but a little bit larger?

Watching the Nvidia CES keynote right before bed has me dreaming up Black Mirror episodes

#GoJackets! End of half in time to put the kids to bed. I should go to bed too 🙈

Hey there, Mr Blue I'm so pleased to be with you 🎵