Dan Stapf

Kind of an insane find at Goodwill today. An unopened Ultimate Collector's Edition of Casablanca.

This seems like the last movie that needs to be made into a series.

I can't help but think that in the wake of Eric Bauza's tragic passing, that the Looney Tunes may have died with him. WB already showed that couldn't give less of a fuck about their legacy animated characters, and I can't imagine it'll be any better now that this merger has happened.

That's easy, as Mass Effect was the only EA property I gave a shit about.

Yeah. Do better. Just saying, "Fuck you" and then inserting whomever it is you're referencing is lazy. Try and get a bit more creative with your insults.

Remember how they tried to spinoff The Lone Gunmen from The X-Files?

Holy fuck. I can't believe I just saw a political ad that full on said liberals are racist towards white people.

I wish I hadn't seen this, because now I'm even more sad about the studio being shuttered.

It's kind of annoying that pretty much the only political ads I see during football are republican. Nice to know that the Dems are really trying. And of those republican ads, I have yet to see one where they say what their goals are if they're elected.

Finished the first book, earlier today. Enjoyed it well enough, if maybe it was a little overhyped. On to the second.

Holy shit, I just saw the a teaser for a reboot of Baywatch.

Oh, fuck yeah.

I don't use this argument often when people say they don't like a movie, because I think it's borderline insulting to a person's intelligence. But after hearing a lot of the criticism of Digger I seriously question if the people who don't like actually get it.

So people really think Digger is a bad movie? That shit ruled. But let me see if I got this straight. Y'all want original movies, but not this, and you think trailers reveal too much of the movie's plot, but you're mad because you didn't know that Digger was about?

Sounds familiar.

No, a person is not "obligated" to go see an original movie if they don't think they'll like it. But if you never take a chance on ANY original movie, then you don't get to complain as movies become more and more homogeneous.

Are the Detroit Lions ever going to fight out their fucking defense? Asking for a friend.

Wife: "Is Waterworld just a movie I saw when I was a kid and is actually bad, or is is a good movie?" Me: "No, Waterworld fucking rules! People will try and convince you it's bad, and those people are not to be trusted!"

I don't think I've a bigger 5 star bust than Bryce Underwood. Good lord.

My wife took our oldest to get new shoes at the mall yesterday. I asked her if she could pick up my comics while she was there. My son wanted to buy me this comic book while there were their. You guys...I'm kind of a mess right now.

*laughs in Scooby-Doo*

When was the last time you heard of something good happening at a frat house? Those things need to be abolished.

First off, it's spelled Kool-Aid. Secondly, out was actually Flavor-Aid that they drank at Jonestown, you stuffy bitch.

God, I fucking hate Josh Allen so much.

New magnet up in my cubicle at work.

"I'm not a parent, so let me comment on things I have no concept of."

Probably a hot take, but I think we as a nation could stand to forget September 11th a little bit.

Except when President Camacho found the smartest man in the world he put him in charge of fixing the problem. So what we're dealing with is in fact far dumber than Idiocracy.

My favorite Turtle and my favorite Universal Monster. So naturally, I had to buy it.

Another movie novelization for the collection.

How many VHS copies of the theatrical versions of the original trilogy is too many? Asking for a friend.

Man, Beethoven was really cooking when he wrote Ode to Joy.

My library put out these limited edition library cards, so I decided to update mine.

My oldest's hobby is "Beach." I suppose he's auditioning be be Ken.

I hate this shit so much. I don't want to sit here listening to a 45 minutes interview while I'm watching a football game. When did this become a thing? Because it needs to go the fuck away.

In the two days since his passing, I've seen countless videos of Peter Cullen explaining how he came up with the voice for Optimus, and every time he says, "Be strong enough to be gentle." I start getting choked up.

The stupidity of renaming the lake aside. Renaming it Lake America? That's the best that cunt could come up with? It just shows how fucking stupid he is that he just slaps America on to things and thinks his followers will just eat it up.

Between that weird as fuck Calloway ad and what's happening with Love Sack on IG, it's been a banner week of companies thinking they can get away with whatever they want.

I bet the driver of this truck is super fun at parties.

I think it would be pretty great if he was able to finish his David trilogy.

Holy shit. There's a Pink Panther short at the beginning of this VHS titled 'Pinkfinger.' Not exactly subtle double entendre.