The Dumpling of your Dreams

I'd love to have one week where some idiot nepo-baby doesn't make me terrified for my loved ones. Just one week - is that too fucking much to ask?

The madman theory only works if the one playing the madman is not a fucking idiot

Can someone make a VeggieTales DVD cover starting Mitch McConnell?

I'll believe Vance is serious about leading maga when he kicks his brown family to the curb (or sticks them in a camp). It'll happen eventually - just wondering if it'll happen in time for Vance's 2028 run.

Smiling corpse wheeled around senate, film at 11

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I resent my taxes going to Mitch McConnell's paycheck for doing nothing but rotting in a hospital bed somewhere. And @andybeshearky.bsky.social continues to do *checks notes* fucking nothing. Coward-ass Dems.

I equate AI with automated closed captioning and it's actually reassuring - automated closed captioning is so utterly shit it makes me feel better that AI isn't going to be replacing us anytime soon

There will one day be books written about the sheer concentration of truly stupid people as have at the white house right now - in addition to all the evil, and racism, and incompetence. It's mind boggling really.

Whatever you think of the Crooked Media folks, Donald J. Plump is a hell of a nickname. We should all be spreading that far and wide

The only shocking thing about the whores on the supreme court is how cheap it's been to buy them

So I suppose Monday we'll be invading the bond market

Don't let establishment Dems frame a midterm win as a victory or a repudiation of trump. It would be both of those things but it would also only be a beginning of the generational work of restoring our democracy. That's a start, not an end

Instead of Montezuma's revenge can we call it RFKs revenge? Or is that reserved for stacks of dead kids covered in measles?

The trump/harp story isn't one of a sexual affair, it's one of mental illness. Someday some intrepid researcher will do a deep dive into what so badly broke that young woman's mind that she was devoted to a shit-pants old lump of recycled McDonald's, racism, and spray tan.

So leavitt is gone - wonder which woman the ogre will grind up next to make his bread

Been injured and it really makes the futile rage and disappointment of this time worse

This is true and also illuminates a bigger point. A lot of talking heads say things like "this is the wrong time for Democrats to be running such progressive candidates". The real statement is - the Democrat establishment should stop 'picking' candidates because they're clearly utter shit at it

If you change it to CNC Music Factory it becomes a vastly different band

We need to do more to live up to the ideals of Fight Club

People have been making a lot out of the fact that no one saw Mitch McConnell move to the rehab. It's easy! After all, you just need to defrost a corpse a little to fold it into a suitcase.

The healthiest thing about trump is the new rat stapled to his head

There's no proof McConnell is alive. There's no proof hegseth isn't still an active drunk. There's no proof trump isn't a pedophile. There's no proof kash isn't a drunk. There's no proof Kushner (either one) isn't stealing billions of taxpayer dollars. There's no proof...

Reminder that "AI" at this point isn't actually AI. It's just a copy/paste bot with delusions of profitability. All the US AI companies are doing is racing to create the first AGI (or digital slave) to monetize. Weird that no one mentions this.

Whatever happened to dan bongino? Shouldn't someone be asking him about trump in the Epstein files every day for the rest of his life?

So is @andybeshearky.bsky.social still doing nothing about the corpse of McConnell drawing a paycheck? Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool...

Whatever productivity gains come from AI won't go to workers. Want proof? All productivity gains from computers (from 1990 to now) went to business. Workers got roughly the level of inflation each year, business got the rest

Epstein was really big into money laundering for the Russians. Wonder who else has that kind of profile...

Todd Blanche is a child abuser, and anyone who votes for him needs to be reminded of that fact. It does not matter that he didn't rape any children himself (though there's no evidence he didn't) - it only matters he's done everything he can to protect those who did.

Really just hating everything today. No particular reason beyond the fascism of it all, but jeez

Trump is struggling in polls because even the racists have to recognize all the incompetence and corruption. Unless maga can really engage their racists they won't be able to generate enough numbers to plausibly steal the election

So we've had cornyn, Tillis, and @andybeshearky.bsky.social all surrender today? Great. Great.

Mitch dead yet? Day one of the new @andybeshearky.bsky.social "meekly surrendered to a dead guy while whining and wringing his hands" counter. These weak centrist Dems really need to beg, borrow, or steal a will to fight.

They announce Mitch is dead yet?

Do you think tomorrow is going to be a threaten genocide day or a threaten war crimes day?

If you're paying attention - inflation is well over the fed 2% target, making a raise almost guaranteed before EOY, trump declares genocide then peace over the weekend driving the barrell cost down, then we buy yen and weaken the dollar increasing effective inflation apnews.com/article/stoc...

Anytime a business force-offers a new "service" on you they should offer a "fuck off" option in addition to the "no thanks" option

It's such a shame and a shock that Mitch McConnell dies tomorrow. I'll bet they'll need to busily write the announcement they haven't had ready for over a month

You think Bernie Moreno cares Max beat his daughter and granddaughter or because they're female they're subhuman to him? A senator, folks.

Can't believe it's going to be the day after tomorrow that the "sad" death or incapacity of Mitch McConnell is going to be announced. Can't wait for the whitewashing of the legacy of that white supremacist fascist stooge

It's just that I'm old, but I remember when you used to buy something you'd own it. You could hold it, or sell it, or give it to someone when you died. Who knew we'd be looking back on the pittance you'd get selling CDs as the good old days

3 short days until Mitch McConnell has "another health event" and is declared dead or incapacitated. We're almost there folks!

Hey, remember when the president was credibly accused of raping a child and every republican in office helped cover it up? Yeah, me too.

Do you think Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell are playing pinochle in hell? Or because that might be enjoyable Satan won't allow it? It's a thinker

4 short days until Mitch McConnell is found dead after "bravely battling his illness"

Is it still fraud if someone stealing from you does it in front of you, slaps you across the face, and dares you to do something about it? Asking for an America

Every pharma CEO has a scat fetish. That's why they spend so much time and effort cozying up to trump. It's not just the money

What is is now? 5 days until Mitch McConnell tragically passes peacefully?