Stefan

My top 100 games of all time backloggd.com/u/trash666/l...

Went into Chipotle like a gladiator entering the arena, knowing today might be my last day

Boarding a full flight and when they called group 3 I was the literal only person who moved. After I went they immediately called group 4. I’ve been singled out. Needless to say if I don’t post again it’s likely because I was ritually sacrificed at 10k feet.

emptied the coffers on yet another used GameCube game. what is wrong with me? everything. and i couldn’t be happier

apex predator

“I spawn a dog house near the dog. He attacks and kills the old woman. Uhhhhhh okayyyy. I spawn tranquilizers and the old woman eats them, falling asleep. I spawn another tranquilizer for the dog. The woman wakes up, eats the tranquilizer, falls asleep. Excellent.” backloggd.com/u/trash666/r...

today i woke up and chose violence (bought a copy of Samurai Champloo for the PS2)

Looking forward to the 3-hour Toy Story ranking pod @backpagepod.bsky.social

i love waking up at 4:40 AM and my first thought is “I should really play Midnight Club II”

me and my friends would’ve killed Tom Bombadil with hammers i can tell you that much

Four games that defined my 2025

my gf’s mom’s cat is waging a holy war on my furniture while i house sit her. everything *must* be pissed on. nothing can be left untainted. never have i seen such unfettered zeal, such a focused purpose. i think the only way i can win is to burn the house down.

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And what does Switch 2 have that those other consoles didn't? Welcome Tour.

@backpagepod.bsky.social it’s a weird experience being an american and voting on something where your vote actually matters wild too because I was torn between both your picks. fantastic draft, y’all! loved the steal/kill options

i never knew i needed someone to compliment my boots with a french accent until it just happened

i’d only get plastic surgery if they could make me look like Pete Postlethwaite

when do we get a Trainspotting video game?

slaying weebs with my katana in the Babymetal mosh pit

@bladesoffire.bsky.social is another classic great @backpagepod.bsky.social recommendation. worth the 40 mn drive to the only store that had a copy in stock because popping it in i had to stop myself from playing i was having so much fun

i never thought randomly waking up to pee at 4 AM would payoff but i got a Switch 2 out of it somehow

when you get to the backtracking portion of Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance

calling Metroidvanias “Search Action Games” is the gamer equivalent of pronouncing GIF “jiff”

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

man i hope that Oblivion remaster is busted af. i want to see the emperor start spinning around in the intro. the prisoner across the hall pinging around his cell like a bouncy ball. cmon Bethesda, I believe in you

needless to say, things are going well in my life

the opposite of toxic masculinity is me squatting heavy at the gym bumping the yakuza cabaret club music rn youtu.be/q7gzFBnfRfo?...

[extremely masculine voice] yes that’s very kawaii

Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami

it’s fitting my first, 1000th, and rarest PS trophies are all Disgaea games. first because of course I bought a ps3 to play Disgaea 3. and rarest because of course i had to clear Land of Carnage. makes sense it was summer 2009 before college so I was full NEET enough for a proper Disgaea playthrough

just realized i’m playing 3 Capcom games concurrently (God Hand, Ace Attorney Investigations 2, and Monster Hunter Wilds). ever since i played Devil May Cry as a kid my fate was sealed

me buying yet another 4/10 PS3 game

when you follow someone and then realize they’re chill but they post too much

damn Monolith was an all timer. No One Lives Forever, AVP2, FEAR, Condemned, and the Middle-earth games you can see once WB acquired them they went from working on their own stuff to just churning out WB IP games (2 DC games and 3 LOTR games). and then shut down the studio. sad

give me pizza or give me death

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Love the pause screen art in Bomberman GB

i wish cars were like pokemon and my e90 sedan would morph into an e91 wagon when it hits 200k miles