You May Call Me Dunrobin

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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

I didn’t even hear about this project until this post, but this whole thing can go fuck itself into the sun if you ask me.

If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Oh crap! Uh! I wrote this thing! It comes out next week! It has romance and giant pillbug scholars! us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

O, the year was 1778

Bee butt.

Hello #BluePitHype! I'm Kamela, I've been working on a cyberpunk/hopepunk novel since...2018? Jeez. Anyway, I'm releasing bits weekly on Patreon. Inspirations: Jersey Shore childhood. Growing up queer and weird. An MFA, mostly-useless, but makes me feel like a Real Writer(tm) when I get sad. You?

I encourage everyone to read this, not merely because I want more trans women wandering around topless for my own enjoyment, but mainly because this is a very effective form of mockery protest against the established laws.

If I ever get defenestrated by a Grey Alien Please contact Scully and Mulder Use it to prove the X-Files are real Please start a UFO Festival

Yeah it’s fuckin’ peachy. Now maybe listen to me when I say it can, and is likely to, get so, so much worse. No? Cool-cool.

So there was a fancy foods and kitchenware shop we’d sometimes go to, and it became known as Wounded Knee through some rhyming-slang-style series of word replacements. No one could remember the real name until we went through Wounded Knee first. I think the store was “Duck Soup”.

I feel like there’s a real missed business opportunity in bringing Japanese-style toilets to America. Name the company Fancy-Ass Toilets and you’ll be in business for generations.

Folks on my feed taking care of little arthropods.

Is Jeopardy sponsored by JKR in some way!? I swear to FUCK there are HP questions every fucking episode in every version of the show. Like there is no logical reason for it to show up this often. Money is going into someone’s pocket or I’ll eat my very old hat.

“My cabages! Oh actually, that’s ok.”

SHAFT

One of my favorite animal videos, probably taken at Disney's Animal Kingdom: four asian small-clawed otters racing back and forth across the grass like a troop of predatory socks, hopping up to try and snatch a butterfly out of the air.

THE TIP! OF HER TAIL! IT’S BETWEEN HER PAWS! ALERT EVERYONE!

Me getting my ass beat by teenagers at Casual Commander night.

I don’t need this, I already got my preorder copy, but *you*, Gentle Reader, do.

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If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS ANTIMATTER

Jeeeeeesus but Timothée Chalamet is getting dragged harder at the Oscars than the ghost in Supernatural Season 4 Episode 6 “Yellow Fever”.

march 1st 2020 march 2196th 2020

new favorite website www.molacult2.com

If @netflix.com drops Susan Rice in response to Trump's bullying, I'm dropping Netflix. If you feel the same way, let Netflix know.

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

"Removing bovino doesn't solve the problem" I dunno, dude, it seems to entirely solve the problem of having bovino around. Bitch is a first town boss in a jrpg. He's not the end, but beating him allows you to progress and feel good about it.

I will NEVER stop being amused about how hard THE ODD COUPLE works to portray these two as heterosexual. The really impressive thing is that it fucking worked! Gay panic America gave this show five seasons! There was a remake! This show about two men living together as an 👉ODD COUPLE👈. Amazing.

Judging by what I’m seeing, the legal battle about this shooting will be framed as both shooter and victim feeling threatened by each other. Ideally, the court will rule that the (supposed) LEO should be able to handle high stress and has a responsibility to do so. I’m expecting a circus.

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My feeds right now:

I think it might be good for people worried about (the brain worm piloting) RFK Jr. to know that, at least here in MA, even the local supermarket chain is defying his bullshit:

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