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This headline will be the general theme of the news for the rest of our lives.

FBI interviewer: Have you ever engaged in sexual relations with an animal? Former J6er: Look man, the dog made me spread the peanut butter on my nuts. FBI interviewer: It happens to the best of us.

I sent my complaint to the NYT

An absolute banger of an episode. I bet every franchise owner is having nightmares about @pablo.show digging through their financials.

Being a scumbag is a feature of MAGA.

I don’t buy it. I think he’s medically dead. Nobody wears jeans and a button down in a hospital bed. I bet they filled him with formaldehyde and gave him electroshocks until his face formed a smile and then took this photo.

Every time I see Peter Schmeichel in 4k I think “My God, did Lexi Lalas get drunk and age 15 years between matches?”

In the history of the world has any society ever had a lamer group of ultra rich dudes than the paypal mafia guys? If there was a God, it would create an insufferable rich asshole tax that would bring these guys down to the upper middle class so we’d never have to hear their bullshit again.

If Trump isn’t on the phone tomorrow to get Balogun un-suspended what even was the point of all that corruption

If you are looking to read something that makes you hate the world, I suggest this piece by @crampell.bsky.social

Trump makes George W Bush look like Alexander the Great

That is not bronzer. It is actually residue from sticking his head up Trump’s ass. Apparently he can get his whole face but he is short of getting his whole neck and head through.

@pablo.show another awesome show.

Building a White House ballroom with tax dollars and corrupt bribes will fix these numbers.

New shell casings from the alleged shooter released by kash patel....

The price you pay when going hard on Truth Social all night long.

Not gonna lie, I was getting skeptical about Trump’s handling of Iran. After reading and rereading this post, he has totally restored my confidence in his stable genius leadership.

Her and her husband have decided to sex pest in the private sector.

The greatest media acquisition ever!

Just asking questions

Dipshit diplomacy.

This 🧵sums it up.

Shart of the deal

Israel will be attacking Lebanon again by this time tomorrow. If the media were responsible the headline would be “It is probably bullshit, but Trump announces a 10-day ceasefire between Lebanon and Israel.”

BREAKING: Orbán defeated in Hungary after 16 years in power

I’ve never been more sick of anyone’s shit than I am sick of Trump‘s dipshitocracy constantly posting through it all.

The data is proving the eye test: The Supreme Court is trash.

Ah yes, hurdles. I would say the fact that the market reaction was based on total bullshit Trump tweeted out as more than a hurdle.

If RFK Jr wants to know what is corrupting medicine, that asshole should look in the mirror.

Instead of calling him President or Trump, can we just start calling him Dipshit Don? Return the favor for Crooked Hillary.

I propose a new term: Bondi - When someone goes to the mat to protect pedos from accountability.

Dipshit diplomacy

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I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

Dems in congress you need to act to impeach and remove now! Tucker, Alex Jones, Candace, and even Nick Fuentes are with you on this. Get off your ass, and make a coalition to impeach on whatever ground. You have the numbers and the people. Make it happen now!

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

If I were Adam Silver I would go full David Stern to get a Denver vs San Antonio playoff series.

R’s in Congress after watching that trash speech: Definitely, nothing to impeach here!

Shart of the deal

Republicans are gonna try to pass a bill that kills poor people at home so we can kill Iranians, Houthis, Lebanese, and Palestinians abroad.

Contrast this image to the No Kings protests today.

There is not a center-right big enough to support CBS. It’s an idiotic business model. They are trying to attract people who are hooked on uncut fentanyl strength rightwing bullshit with a business model to sell water down heroin strength bullshit. It ain’t gonna work.