Eamonn-Forde

Eamonn-Forde

@eamonn-forde.bsky.social

Typist.

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This genuinely happened in a coffee shop in Ballymena today. Woman asks what sizes of coffees they do. Server: “We do small and large.” Woman: “How big are they?” Server: “I’ll grab two cups and show you.” [Gets two different sized cups] “This is the wee large one and this is the wee small one.”

Very readable. (But also: “Only I saw why Facebook was horrible and corrupt yet I didn’t say anything as I wanted to make money, but then they sacked me and now I hate those guys.”)

This Big Bird story is just one of many amazing tales of life inside Facebook. Mark Zuckerberg blows out meeting heads of state, addressing the UN in the morning etc as he does not get up before noon. 🫠