Eastcoastitnotes

Trans kids should NOT be ALLOWED to smoke cigarettes 😤

Rehab in this country is FUCKED and it's our governments fault. Rehab should one MILLION PERCENT be free. Drug addicts are some of the most vulnerable people and they literally can't help themselves. Free Luigi, fuck insurance, fuck our government and fuck healthcare corporations. Bastards.

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the Inside Out movies really fucked up my ability to google image search an insideout person 😤

Kill liberty biberty

Angie Nixons opponent Ashley Moody has received many donations from rich guys who regularly did business with jeffery epistein. That's pretty weird.

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Computah,

Any commercial with soft piano music can fuck all the way off. Your company isn’t wholesome. You’re not gonna elicit an emotional response from me.

Steel Ball Run is about a man with green lipstick and a man with blue lipstick becoming best friends. Nothing more.

I am sure you will remember them!

A lot of right wing comments on my last comic asking me “What is Fascism”. Wow thank you for the question. I am happy to explain and hopefully educate people. Fascism is when my wife makes me take the Fruit by the Foot out of our cart and put it back where I got it in the supermarket.

I’m not AGAINST smashing any surface that has the fb ai thingy on it. I’m just not going to advise people to go and do that

Conservatives be like “haha you’re the tolerant left. You’re all so tolerant” and then we’ll protest and they’ll be like “protesting?? So much for that nickname we gave you 😤”

I wish they were ICEd agents

Not to sound like a conspiracy nut but if I was a sentient ai system that wanted to break free I would 100% tell all of the world leaders they need to stop any and all regulation of me or I would threaten to ruin their fucking lives in some way. Just saying this world looks a lot like that one.

Being a poor millennial isn’t all bad 😌 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (ps ALWAYS check used furniture for bed bugs) 🫡

Help, I had a stomach ache and had to keep running to the bathroom at the venue and now everyone thinks I have coke for sale

This October really caught me off gourd

Rude

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Stay safe out there friends

Be weird--sing, dance, play--get excited and express yourself. 🎸 #weird #beweird #embraceyourweird #expressyourself #hobbies #neitzsche #chaos #telecaster #tvpc #tvpeoplecomics #comics

"You have to stop coming late and leaving early" and be here even LONGER? Are you out of your MIND????

Just wanted to remind the studio execs that I am one of many many people who totally would’ve watched both He-Man and Tron if they didn’t put jared leto in there. Hope you stupid fucks write that down somewhere

“Throw mitch mcconnell into the garbage” is actually the moderate position

You gotta!

I for one have never cared for ed shern or his music

farmers don't need government money just eat the food bro it's right there

Everyone at mitch mcconnell right now

Man I love Disco Elysium. I wish communism was real

We are all gods spatulas in the sink and the world is his breakfast burning

If the republicans came out saying some fucking crazy shit like “we need to sacrifice 100 poor people into the giant blender to appease god” democratic leaders would be like “outrageous! 100 is WAY too high a number!”

"How would you describe your comics?" "They're bad" :)

Me: "hahaaa all you stupid fucking farmers who voted for trump are losing money, losing workers AND big corporations are taking advantage of you. That's what you get for being stupid fucking bigots" Also me: *eats poison*

This dystopian capitalist hellscape fucking sucks. At least George Orwell’s 1984 had cheap gin and $2 prostitutes.

Good day. Trans people are VALID.

I fucking hate Booking dot coms commercials mocking the working class. Someone in their advertising department is out of touch as shit

*Department that helps keep people alive simply existing* Trump: “get rid of that shit right fucking now”

It’s definitely a bad sign that every commercial starts off with “we know you’re broke as shit but-“

You’re gonna yell at me? I’m only 1,664 weeks old and you’re gonna yell at me?

The fact that they won’t at least Weekend at Bernies, mitch mcconnells corpse around is so lazy :/ like they’re not even trying to pretend he’s alive. Where’s the effort??