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@audacityofdespair.bsky.social Yes? The Wire, We Own This City... and then this?
1. We interrupt this programming for some LEGITIMATELY GOOD NEWS Violent crime in Baltimore has PLUMMETED to historic lows How did the city do it? Baltimore adopted a comprehensive set of "woke" policies, treating violence as a public health issue
[if Chuck Schumer replace Kurt Russel in Miracle] “Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here, tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. Plus this game. And tonight.”
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Mel Gibson in BRAVEHEART] “Dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that yes, they may take our lives, but first, we’ll politely hand them our freedom.”
My favorite genres are: 5. Let’s overcome racism and win the big game 4. I’m a sweaty, greasy gangster from history and I am America 3. I’m solving a Social Wrong because someone insulted me 2. One battle 1. My friend group is dealing with several issues that are actually the same issue
My favorite genres are: 5. Hard-boiled detective cracks wise, case 4. Mob guys plan that thing 3. One dude punches his way through an entire criminal organization 2. Black-and-white documentary of topic with shades of gray 1. Road trip!
@catandgirl.bsky.social If you'll forgive the question, is a comic like today's best read panel-by-panel or one-character-then-the-other?
Question for @realbillmaher.bsky.social @realtimers.bsky.social Over Time: Everyone but you knew ending birthright citizenship wasn't about closing loopholes on rich people buying citizenship and now it's a fact. Are you going to stop inventing reasons to sane-wash these assholes' hateful agenda?
Trump: "We're gonna be selling a gold card. You have a green card, this is a gold card. We're gonna put a price on that card of about $5 million and that's going to give you green card privileges, plus. It's gonna be a route to citizenship, and wealthy people will be coming into our country."
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