Eric Butterfield

It's a blonde thing: Why struggle to appreciate real beauty when you can get sentimental about the Cheesecake Factory aesthetic?

More obvious than ever that the DOJ is covering up Trump's rape allegations. Read the full 50-page #Trump #Epstein file report from House Judiciary Democrats: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

After practicing law, clearly his calling wasn't health. It was history.

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Full report available here: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Is that a silent "B" in "incumbent"? Is it time for ballot emojis yet?

Bigotry and fear of immigrants is all that's left. Promises regarding inflation, ending the war in Ukraine, not starting any new wars, no "law fare", releasing the Epstein files, are hollow. Pardons for the Jan. 6 rioters and criminals who've defrauded people for millions of $. He's a mob boss.

The most corrupt administration in U.S.history, screwing over the world, can't even move a globe without breaking it. Eisenhower's "military-industrial complex" label takes on a whole new meaning.

Once upon a time, after he joined the church that gave us widespread child sexual abuse and cover-ups, Vance called Trump "cultural heroin". Now he's the dealer. He's the needle. He pushes the plunger.

This sums up the general cognitively fracturing path of many MAGA believers. They refuse to wrap their heads around counterfactual information. They willfully choose to believe a fantasy, thinking they're saving their country, all while enabling the most corrupt administration in U.S. history.

Happy Mental Flatulence Day, everybody!

I'll be sure to pass this on to the next MAGA shill I see trying to blame high food prices and inflation on Biden while downplaying all Trump has done to increase the cost of everything with tariffs and a completely unsubstantiated war with Iran.

There are 1,000 victims of sexual abuse in the Epstein files (which includes 38,000 mentions of Donald Trump, the 34-times-over convicted felon). There are only 1,500 to 2,500 trans students playing high school sports in the USA. So, guess what we're going to hide and who we're going to talk about?

The GOP's compulsive liars are pulling out all the stops to prove just how disgustingly perverse and sociopathic they are—just in time for the midterms. Remember when Trump tried to claim he was women's "protector"?

Release the Epstein files! Investigate Zorro Ranch! unpresidented.substack.com/p/new-mexico...

I thought "dumocrats" had a silent "B". I know most people don't know that. I think the prez has Trump Derangement Syndrome.

So..."audacity" is a slam-dunk good, and exploiting a sick woman whose husband is a rapist and lost custody of her daughter is "calls it like it is"? This must be the same phrases MAGA used to justify the heinous lie about Haitians eating dogs. Release the Epstein files! That would be audacious.

Just remember: J.D. joined the Church of Pedophilia as an adult.

Brought to you by the Family Values Coalition.

Has no one told this dude that Fox paid almost $800 million in its defamation suit with Dominion Voting Systems? I mean, come on, that was April 2023. ericbutterfield.substack.com/p/no-surpris...

Who could forget that RNC speech? It was End Times fantastic! i.ytimg.com/vi/KiqLGGyNu...

Yeah, but these are the same people who are protecting the pedophiles in the Epstein Files. Is anyone really surprised? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

The Art of the Shitty Self-Dealing Deal

The Ramaswamy ad features the mother of his opponent--a highly believable woman who chose a rapist rather than protect her daughter. But Vance says the GOP needs to focus on what Dems will do if they win. That's right. Exactly. They want to release the Epstein files. apnews.com/article/elec...

Vance is “disgusted” that Republicans are whining about the gross Ramaswamy ad. The smear includes his opponent's mother, who chose a rapist over protecting her own daughter. Vance says the GOP should focus on what Dems “want to do" to the USA. Exactly. The Dems want to release the Epstein files.

Thank you!

I will never own an internet-connected refrigerator that runs software and needs software updates. I'd get flashbacks to Windows security patches. Ugh.

We've known this for ten years--it was obvious on Facebook in 2016. Why is anyone acting surprised? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Still waiting for the college transcript...

Today in Trumpistan: Democracy isn't the only thing on the ballot in November. Remember the buttocks.

Two years later, this deluded imbecile--who can't tell reality from a hateful meme--still stands by the gross lie he found on the internet. substack.com/@ericbutterf...

"It's mind-boggling..." I'm guessing the subject of that phrase is not fewer vacationers, per se, but rather the CEO of dum-dum who repeatedly makes our nation more and more a banana republic (and arguably a shit hole nation). When do the plane loads of deportees from third-world countries arrive?

Hegseth's own military manual, which includes many of his bloviating speeches, also includes a promise from Trump not to fight any "dumb wars". Since many of think he meant "dum" wars, does any of this matter? Is there a smart war on the horizon?

Before we destroy humanity and Earth for good, I nominate this 20-year-old classic essay for inclusion in a time capsule, a la Voyager I and II. It's the answer to a Jeopardy question: Why were human beings so stupid that they didn't save themselves? www.latimes.com/archives/la-...

Don't worry. If you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear. Like Ronald Reagan himself said, the nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help." And, now we can add: And I know everywhere you've been.

Whoops. He took the Hypocritical Oath by accident.

The Hypocritical Oath.

I thought the MAGA GOP was all about safety. Apparently, only when it's their imaginary scourge of dog-eating or criminally violent illegal immigrants (lies that pay off). If it's computational crimes of real import, they can't be bothered, because there's money to be made in wearing blinders.

Move next door to a data center, Mike. I'm listening to a street cleaner pass my house right now. It only happens once a month. If it happened 24 hours every day and night, I'd feel very different about it. Add contaminated water and a higher energy bill and, no, there's nothing Chinese about it.

Are we just a banana republic now or a verifiable shithole country?

Here's another reminder... nothing has changed in the minds of the MAGA enablers. I picked apart the lunacy of this argument when it first smacked me across the face. ericbutterfield.substack.com/p/yes-jan-6-...

I can't believe they have the nerve to still call it the Department of Justice. Given all the other renamings, why don't we just go with Department of Just Desserts?

Trump is, for once, correct. There certainly has never been a time like this in the United States.

Does Trump even exist if the press pool isn't there to lavish him with attention?

LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"

Is this his happy place—pretending to be ignorant of all of Trump's flagrant pardons of con artists, grifters, and criminals...the exact kind of people he surrounds himself with?

So not surprised ... our A.I. gurus seem to enjoy flying metal kites in a lightning storm. ericbutterfield.substack.com/p/should-i-t...