Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler

@eboosler.bsky.social

Comedy and Animal Rescue

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I'm an atheist. But if I had one wish, I would wish that Jesus comes back right now. There would be some motherfucking SMITING going on and I wanna watch.

Companies controlled by Elon Musk have received at least $38 BILLION in gov't funding with $11.8 billion more expected. He's using OUR money to enrich himself, help Nazis get elected, and to DESTROY US. Vote in new leadership & start cleaning house. Starting with the traitors on the Extreme Court.

Auntie Meme says Yay! for No Kings Get Out the Vote turnout yesterday. Plus Happy Birthday today to my hero, mayor Zohran Mamdani. Increased food panty $$. Created 1st free pet food pantry! Freeing the carriage horses. He's all that.

Congrats to the Milwaukee Brewers sweeping the Dodgers! How'd that going to the white supremacist house and giving assface a pedophile secret decoder club ring work out for you? Not so great, huh? Everything he touches dies. Bye now!

And the second dodgers owner, Todd Boehly, is a also a business partner of Jared Kushner. Boehly got sweetheart investments on oil and real estate via Kushner while Kushner was supposed to be in peace talks with both Russia and Iran. That's the most maga franchise in baseball.

Congrats to the Milwaukee Brewers sweeping the Dodgers! How'd that going to the white supremacist house and giving assface a pedophile secret decoder club ring work out for you? Not so great, huh? Everything he touches dies. Bye now!

Dodgers controlling owner Mark Walter has active business ties to Palantir which provides data analytics & platforms used for tracking, surveillance, deportation operations, & apps that integrate disparate databases to help ICE agents locate, target, and manage deportations.

Even the worst person in the world can do something good before it's too late. When they ask Nidal Hasan if he has any last words, he should say "Release the Epstein Files".

"'Take out' Los Angeles & San Diego"?! CA pays $312.8 billion (15% to 16% of the national total) in federal taxes. The next nearest state pays half that. That tax money of OURS you're illegally stealing for YOUR f*cking tv ads? That's California money. Also, "bomb us"?! That's TREASON you SOB.

Fab singing Elvis lamp to raise money for #Tailsofjoy rescue, left by Judy Tenuta to Elayne Boosler to help save animals. Comes with Judy's Marilyn Monroe Pez dispenser & letter of authenticity. Bid is low so take a look! Auction ends about noon Thursday, 10/1. Link in comments.

On what would have been his 38th birthday, Bless the memory of this beautiful human being. May his family find peace in knowing what an incredible person they raised, how much the world respects and admires the man he was. We want justice for Alex, Renee and all who were assassinated by this govt.

Their lies are getting more desperate, their over the top lawbreaking has reached monumental proportions, you can smell their desperation. Or maybe that's just assface. Vote Blue.

Auntie Meme says Vote Blue to rid the world of this parasitic soul sucking putrescent miasmic perjurious gangrenous curdled moldering odious execrable invidious leaking blue fissure of rancid reeking unholy leucorrhoea.

The UN: "The US was the ONLY nation to vote "NO" against ensuring & strengthening worldwide access to justice for all women & girls. The resolution passed with 37 yes votes, 6 countries (Côte d’Ivoire, Congo, Egypt, Mali, Mauritania & Saudi Arabia) abstained." Good company, huh? Vote Blue!

Happy Saturday Peeps. My Tails of Joy #rescue is auctioning off Judy Tenuta's beloved singing Elvis lamp, which also comes with a Marilyn Monroe Pez dispenser and Pez from Judy's collection, and a letter from me authenticating. Every dollar saves animals. Link in comments. THX!

Actual photo. What a Christmas card, huh? THIS is who they are. THIS is WHAT they are. Evil, sick, hateful, miserable, and they are taking us down with them. Don't let them. Vote BLUE in November. Let's get our lives back.

My great friend comedian Judy Tenuta left me this fab singing Elvis lamp to raise money for my animal rescue Tails of Joy. 25 years, all volunteer, every dollar goes to rescue. Just type into eBay “Celebrity Comedian Elvis Presley Vintage Music Lamp for Animal Rescue Charity”. Let’s save lives!

My great friend comedian Judy Tenuta left me this fab singing Elvis lamp to raise money for my animal rescue Tails of Joy. 25 years, all volunteer, every dollar goes to rescue. Just type into eBay “Celebrity Comedian Elvis Presley Vintage Music Lamp for Animal Rescue Charity”. Let’s save lives!

JD Vance: "Give us another chance". Spoken by every abusive husband and boyfriend who promises to do better but instead beats you up even more often. America is being run by batterers and on November 3rd we are going to leave all their belongings on the curb.

Trump tells the UN general assembly that he’s officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to Super Intelligence and that all US government documents will now refer it to us SI. SI? I can't wait for the swimsuit issue.

Auntie Meme says: The best money I spend is paying my "Shit Sweeper". She blocks & deletes the magats so I never see hate & garbage. Today she said "They say they're not a cult but they all use the same 6 words in every post! They are so effing ignorant & hateful, it's sooooo funny!"

TONIGHT Rally to SAVE The Kennedy Center 6:30pm EST. Kerry Kennedy organized Joining Hands Around the Center. Stop the bulldozers! Get there if you can. The whole world donated irreplaceable, magnificent treasures to help build the center, to honor JFK. Keep it from the sick animal. Stop the steal.