Sarah Jellen

Six years ago today, I followed along on FB as my friend got increasingly freaked out as her dog had puppy after puppy. I asked you all at the other place if it would be weird for me to message her and offer a home to a puppy. You all assured me she’d appreciate that message. So thank you!

Welp, she got a hold of the ball bag. Oh the humanity. There’s a reason she only gets balls on special occasions.

Annabelle’s birthday begins in an hour and a half so I decided to bring her present in from the car, a bag of balls. Y’all, she knew those balls were in my purse. KNEW. She barked and howled until I cracked and gave her one. That hound nose.

Starting a new project tomorrow that’s really gonna fuck with my schedule and I already regret my choices. I need off this ride.

I really don’t have a safe space.

Absolutely pathetic.

I knew we weren’t going to go undefeated and a loss to an NFC team on the road is the least bad way to lose, but holy crap, did we have to look so bad?

Unbelievable. We need a new kicker this week.

Bruno needs a treat, Chiefs!

What a fucking train wreck.

We have got to get a TD here. I know you all know this.

Bruno is staring at me like he’s the saddest pug in the world. It’s not my fault there haven’t been any treats tonight, buddy.

My kingdom for a stop on 3rd down.

He is a problem.

We’re gonna be down by 24 before we touch the ball again.

This is so bad.

What is wrong with Patrick?

This is frustrating.

Ugh

Get your snap shit together, Creed.

Just saw Travis walking into the stadium. My goodness. I don’t think I’m having a hot flash.

Few things are more stressful than the last 10 minutes of a soccer match when your team is up by 1 goal.

Ok, let’s just thoroughly clear it out of the box for a bit, k? #KCBaby

Didn’t take long to equalize! I love that. #KCBaby

Since Covid, I basically stopped going to the movies. I saw Barbie and that was it. Until I went to see Project Hail Mary in the spring. And now tomorrow will be the fifth movie of the year for me. This has been useless facts about Sarah no one cares about.

I don’t feel great about that swing call.

I have seen very little of Sporting this season. They have had a terrible season. But I enjoyed that goal.

Does anyone have any idea what the Avery Johnson injury is?

Rock Chalk Jayblock!

I see Indiana-Michigan is a real barn-burner.

One person I really, really like will be very happy if the Brewers win so I’m rooting for that.

I’m going to see the crazy movie tonight. I really have no idea what I’m in for.

I’m feeling frazzled, out of sorts, full of dread. So probably in just the right headspace to see that Elizabeth Holmes movie tonight.

That glorious moment you get into the car, turn it on, and immediately hear the opening notes of Come Sail Away. Oh, it is on now, folks!

Dear Alaska voters: please save everyone a whole lot of trouble by just giving Peltola over 50% of the vote.

Bluesky finally has an iPad version and I am struggling to adapt. Yes, I did wish for this. 😂

Do you ever just sit in the car for a few extra beats after you get somewhere because wtf even is the world?

The doom spiraling is intensifying today.

That was something.

Bruno is having a good time in his dream right now.

Oh, KU basketball is back! This is a fun little start.

I’ve been wearing daily contacts exclusively for the past year. I asked the eye doctor to get me monthlies as a backup so she gave me a sample pair. Now I have to remember not to just chuck them when I go to bed tonight!