DG MEME

A nice, little treat!

"It is necessary to plan before beginning to act, and, after planning, to act with promptitude." [Sallust, The Conspiracy of Catiline]

Climate change is human-driven, the Earth is not flat, vaccines work, Brexit was dumb, the Russian state is an enemy of humanity, 2 + 2 = 4.

Do. Or do not. There is no try.

You deserve a hybrid slap.

Our reasonable conditions for the UK to rejoin the EU: - Make tabloid editors recite the Act of Contrition on TV - Drive on the right side of the road - Revoke pub privileges for Brexiteers - Adopt the € - Add Kaja Kallas to the line of succession to the throne

Ah, technology...

Find two words that better stimulate the imagination and make us dream!

I am happy Canada wants to be closer to the EU. But I find it also so funny that the whole world is commenting on something that has no definition whatsoever. I guess politics can't always be a serious thing.

Putin before deceiving Trump yet another time.

Not yet! 🇨🇦❤️🇪🇺

Brainwashing them back.

You made it, we made it!

#SOTEU will be the talk of the pub. Kitty, Hairy Canary and even James Joyce.

Nice try.

"We need an appetite for risk" said Von der Leyen before visiting the canteen.

Von der Leyen: "Children need the time to be bored" We should make SOTEU-watching compulsory for under 16.

Big loser.

The best offense is a good defense.

Lucky you.

Canadian PM: "What we are looking for is a unique alliance with the European Union". 🇨🇦 🇪🇺?

You can keep experimenting with it, but poopulism doesn't work.

Trump: "Every American adult will receive $5,000." Good to see he's stopped paying for children.

AfD: "We made history". Nah, you're just repeating it.

Before sending drones or angry comments, kindly note this is a satirical page. And satire is the essence of Democracy.

The youth of today are the leaders of tomorrow.

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights.

"Always look on the bright side of life"

Translated from bureaucratese: "Ignore the disgusting person, keep calm for a few more weeks, and have hope in the Hungarian people".

The better I get to know voters, the more I find myself loving zebras.

When you smooth talk your way out of alliance communication... (Italy's defense minister Crosetto was on holiday in Dubai when he was stranded at the airport due to the escalating conflict)

A simpler life...

A big hug to all the new trainees starting today. It was difficult, but you made it!

"I like the smell of concern in the morning"

Let us know in the comments!

I'm sure he got wiser and smarter in the last years.

May the EPSO odds be ever in your favor. #EUngerGames

DG MEME helps you bridging the linguistic gap with the new voters.

I understand that even ignorants and morons must be represented in a Parliament, but do they need to be Deputy Prime Minister?

In a partnership, nothing is more important than clear communication.

In a world divided between evil empires, a mysterious author writes a Report showing an alternate reality in which the EU reaches strategic autonomy. His utopic report suggests the possibility that the EU might dare to dream bigger than it is used to.

DeBÍ TiRAR MáS absTRact rEASONing.

#MadeInEurope

"Falhados" is Portuguese for Patriots.

Panta Rei...

The man, whose identity is still unknown, seems to have strong ties with the Kremlin.

EU integration at its best: Germans anarchically walking on stage, dressed as if the visigoths were still ruling the country. Italians marching in an orderly manner, with a minimalistic non-baroque color scheme.

Steiga dara kaunu. #OpeningCeremony #MilanoCortina2026

#moka #OpeningCeremony #MilanoCortina2026