Ed Gerrish

The Twilight Zone: The Movie: The Ride

The most unrealistic part of HotD S3E3 is that the treasury can't be "empty" any country that mints its own currency can either debase that currency, create a new currency, or issue promissory notes. Sure it's inflationary but a sovereign treasury isn't "empty."

I think rescinding the red card suspension is the only deal the Trump administration has actually completed.

A List of Things Eaten by Scientists 🧵

The song SkyFall but lyrics lamenting the demise of SkyMall.

Going to a Jimmy Buffet concert and screaming for the Pina Colada song.

What’s the harm in reckless speculation?

GPT: That’s so correct, Sméagol. It is actually your birthday and Deagol, who claims to be your friend, did not get you a present. I think if he values your friendship, the golden ring—that he just found at the bottom of the Anduin(!)—is an appropriate gift.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT alea, iacta est.

Hey, Fuck my Fucking shit up. @profanity.accountant

“And look who is coming down the street! It’s the wildly popular kids character Snarkal the Sargozian. And on his float is ‘lil Boughie singing eat the rich from her gold plated album, snortcialism.”

AWS crashed because a college sophomore asked Chat GPT to write his “what’s the ‘meaning of life” essay for PHIL-101

with a little poetic license

Is a self-imposed stock market crash usually the first sign of an emerging galactic civilization? Asking for my K customer.

VIX hits its third largest peak today after COVID, GR.

It’s only champagne if it’s from the champagne region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling mercantilism.

You’re only reskeeting yourself because you are convinced your joke is better than it is.

You’re only reskeeting yourself because you are convinced your joke is better than it is.

My favorite jerseys are the ones where the player puts “Sr.” On the jersey because they are concerned that fans might confused them with their 1 year old child.

Godspeed, Idaho.

Explaining to my kids that Santa understands mens rea.

Using The Force to hit snooze on my alarm.

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

The best evidence that we live in a simulation? I saw photos of boxes of top secret documents next to the former president’s golden toilet and now he has a 50/50 shot to be president again.

Senator Chris Coons ends his speech.

Look people, we can’t just ban Mordor from the Olympics because of their policy of binding humanity in darkness. That would go against the spirit of Olympism.

Living through history is very tiring.

I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.

The social norm should be that as soon as the bell rings, everyone on the plane should recline their seats at the same time. Seats that don’t recline should be discounted appropriately.

I'm starting to get tired of apps (or is it the phone?) "correcting", which is to say, randomly changing, words I typed correctly into different words that make less sense. It was bad enough when typos were changed into different words, but now casual typing on a phone feels like a battle of wills.