Edible (@edible.bsky.social)

You and I both know AI content is already everywhere online. Why spend so much time looking at them when I'm right here? Just block those AI sources and keep your eyes on me. You only need to pay attention to me, got it? ❤️

Edible

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So it turns out this is the official coat of arms of Richard Garriott Why it's on a hat I got for free at a convention will forever remain a mystery, I suppose

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Anyone recognize this coat of arms?

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Ironlily

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I give you this helmet crest idea for Buhurt, SCA, and LARP. Sorry Reenactors, you can't have this.

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I'm going to throw myself off a building

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Ironlily

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Daily life of Ordo Mediare Armed Sisters #2 In the morning until 11 am is devoted to battle training led by Lady Lucerne. To keep the Sisters’ casualties as low as possible, and to instill in them the courage to face danger without fear, she trains them with exceptional strictness.

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Cat (?)

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Ironlily

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Good luck everyone.🪦👍

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Ironlily

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Daily life of Ordo Mediare Armed Sisters #1 The Armed Sisters begin their day in the communal dormitories. They rise at 4 am to wash and get dressed, followed by morning prayers at 5. Having their first meal at 6 and prepare for the morning training ahead.

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Going through this season's shows was even more depressing than usual. Find something else to watch other than new anime this season.

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YOU THERE, SIR OR MADAM. Do you want to watch some anime? WELL GREAT NEWS WE HAVE FRESH SHOWS FOR YOU. The season is Fall 2026 and these new anime are PIPING HOT, BABY. Come find a new watch at EDIBLE'S DUNGEON OF VALUES! (All sales final)

Tetsuryo!: We were going to put all of our Cute Girls Doing Cute Things shows on an endcap, but there was only one this season. Buy it anyway! It's blandly written, blandly designed, and has mostly rookie seiyuu protagonists, but... it's about trains? So, you know. Your options are sort of limited.

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Super Psychic Policeman Chojo: I do not recommend shoplifting at Edible's Dungeon of Values. Security is provided by an amoral cop who uses his superpowers to bully his coworkers and harass children. His show was a decent comedy with decent production and decent characters, at least.

World's Strongest Witch: Come on over to our wireless network center, where we have this doofy show featuring a dork who can access the internet in a fantasy world, which winds up just being GameFAQs for her universe. It's cuter than the premise seems; reminded me of Slime 300 a bit. Suprisingly OK.

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Dandivine: Ah, the toy aisle. Who doesn't love rows of old model robots that no one ever seems to buy? The villain of this anime, that's who. This is a super robot show with a TMR OP (!) and ... that's about it. It's fairly by the numbers and bland, but there's just enough for me to watch more.

The Laid-Off Cheat-Granting Mage Enjoys a Second Lease on Life: Thank you for calling Edible's Dungeon of V- *click* Sorry about that, I was so in shock that one of these was halfway decent that I dropped the phone. This is a nicely irreverent comedy, and the script and animation work well together.

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Magic Knight Rayearth: Hey, you look 40-something. Do you want to watch a remake of a 90s classic? It's got all the SD and facefaults you could possibly want! It even looks modern, but keeps the original aesthetic. A solid productioon, but it's still essentially a 90s show with all that entails.

Hello, I Am A Witch And My Crush Wants Me To Make A Love Potion: Hello, I am an anime salesman and my seasonal shows want me to make a drink too! This one looks decent and the protagonist and her crush are cute enough, but the direction and script are both flat as a pancake. Could improve with time.

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The Cold Sato-san is Only Sweet to Me: You want a vanilla high school romcom? This is all we have on the shelf. It's got your usual Nice Guy protagonist and your vaguely standoffish Cool Girl but she's actually not, that sort of thing. Kinda paint by numbers, but hey, it's yours for cheap.

Nia Liston: DEALS ARE BACK ON THE TABLE, BABY! This diamond in the rough is part fantasy, part hyperviolent toddler! Watch the little girl punch grown men and cut things in half! Buy now and we'll throw in some questionable direction and exposition, but it's one of the better new things airing.

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So What's Wrong With Getting Reborn As A Goblin: Thank you for calling Edible's Dungeon of Values. Our store's hours are 10am to 6pm, Monday through Friday. For dull OP monster isekai anime, please press 4. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeep* Your call has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.

Reborn as a Space Mercenary: Thank you for calling Edible's Dungeon of Values. Our store's hours are 10am to 6pm, Monday through Friday. For shoestring, minimally animated space isekai, please press 3. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeep* Your call has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.

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Even Though I'm a Super Timid Noble Girl, I Accepted the Bet From My Cunning Fiancé: I'm sorry, bro. We're closed. I'm in mourning because this show was sheer distilled derivative reincarnated villainess slop. It did not have even a single original thought for the entire episode. I need a drink.

Magic Repo Man: Thank you for calling Edible's Dungeon of Values. Our store's hours are 10am to 6pm, Monday through Friday. For utterly forgettable kicked from the hero party revenge trash, please press 2. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeep* Your call has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.

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Uncle's Obsession With Cute Things: Here's the diet anime aisle, where we have a lighthearted comedy featuring a nice old man (he's younger than me! fuck!!!) and his closeted hobbies (of liking cute things). It pretty much only has the one joke, but it's inoffensive and mildly charming.

Even The Student Council Has Its Holes: HEY BUDDY, DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME TITS? Of course you do! Buy now (but not through a major payment processor) for this raunchy gag anime featuring a bunch of lunatics. It had some good animation, but this style of humor may appeal to others more than me.

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Suikoden: What's that, dear customer? You want a mediocre JRPG adaptation? You're right, it HAS been a while! Well, we have... Suikoden, which is based on Suikoden 2! Tune in to watch this classic legend of a game get turned into generic animated slop with reused animation and terrible direction.

Looking for a Zombie: Dug another show out of the clearance bin! A post-apoc zombie comedy where the jokes are "the protagonists don't know what a lighter is" but they can drive a truck so the disconnect doesn't really land. A connect-four of bland animation, direction, music, and writing.

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Magical Explorer: Thank you for calling Edible's Dungeon of Values. Our store's hours are 10am to 6pm, Monday through Friday. For meritless isekai reincarnation garbage, please press 1. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeep* Your call has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.

Vertex Force: Over in oneshota harem aisle, we have a strong big sister and her weak little brother, and she fights aliens! Buy now to receive a powerup for the little bro and maybe some implied g... gattai?! 3d animation might put some off, but it has fun enough characters and some design juice.

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Romelia War Chronicle: SURPRISE TWO FOR ONE SALE! Buy this kicked from the hero party anime and get a vaguely villainess-coded protag who gets un-engaged! Now you can enjoy all the mediocre tropes of both genres with none of the upside! It looked good enough, but everything else was painfully bland.

FX Fighter Kurumi-chan: Do you want to be depressed? OF COURSE YOU DO! Poor little Kurumi is about to learn about the horrors of forex and watch her family fall apart! It's fairly well produced and cute, in the same way a girl about to be eaten by a monster is cute. (The monster is currency trading)

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Tale of the Secret Saint: We have a discount on red-haired morons who have saint powers! This one comes with a goofy CG dragon and no sauce whatsoever! Currently 35% off because it's mediocre; the characters are okay but the writing and production is really dull. Forgettable clearance bin show.

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cat

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GameGrooves

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I'm quitting Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave mid Act III because I cannot take it any longer. I truly enjoyed the game up to Act III, having completed all four Act I routes and Act II. But Act III dumps even more tedious busywork on you, making every action feel like it takes forever.

Edible

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It sucks, but I lost interest in continuing. I think I got 110 or something hours into the game and all my desire to continue playing it, or even beating it, has been sapped. I wish the game had been compressed somehow, and they had reined in their constant desire for additional mechanics.

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This is all that's listed on my resumé

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1) This album is great, give it a listen 2) Who IS the Genghis Khan of cute aggression? I must know

esselfortium 🏳️‍⚧️ | Not Yet is out!@esselfortium.bsky.social

i'm very proud to present my newest album, Not Yet. here's what early listeners are saying: "this album is like a warm bath of harmony" "nostalgic but unfamiliar, like having new memories implanted in your head" check out Not Yet on @bandcamp.com: esselfortium.bandcamp.com/album/not-yet

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Kumail Nanjiani

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AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.

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If you haven't gotten to Fantasy Maiden Wars yet, it really is as great as everyone says. And if you want to play it on Switch, it's on sale there too: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...