Ed

Eventually you say “Fuck you, Myron” and buy a replacement sawzall.

Bluesky has 4 kinds of users.

Skydance HBO go paramount = lipstick on a pig

Over Tacoma before the clouds moved in

@jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social the Tacoma Pirate Cats are edging you out of the limelight.

(guy finally gets included in a starter pack only to find out) bluesky is dead. (wtf)

when I was an appliance sales rep the seasoned older guy who trained me had this sage piece of advice “never buy the ice maker before the fridge is delivered”

No disrespect to Phil and Megan but sad to not have @antmccrossan.bsky.social and @hannah-walker.bsky.social on commentary for the final stages of #TdFF

So happy tuning in to #TdFFemme and having @hannah-walker.bsky.social on commentary duty with @anthonymkreis.bsky.social for good measure. Chapeau!

Let me go on, let me go Hit a nosedive, cannonball Baby get me back up over you #nosedive #man/woman/chainsaw

I want to live in this timeline.

@antmccrossan.bsky.social coverage of today’s stage included a long look at the Bora Hangrohe team car with upside down graphics. Any idea why?

Was that a slight hint of regret from Tejay when discussing his White Jersey? Understandable, but the work you’re doing @efprocycling.com is huge. Chapeau!

That was a great #TeamTimeTrial for #TdF stage 1. Great adaptation made for so many different strategies, riders provided excitement to the end. Chapeau Jonas & Co.

Interesting that S3 of #Silo was filmed in 2024-25 and the #ReflectingPool was green then also.

Got to test ride the new “baby” Thruxton 400. Style wise? Dig it. Catches the eye right off. Color combos. Expected fit and finish. Cockpit/riding position ask to be playful, the bike reacts softly (not slowly). The gear changes from the Scrambler helps, but Baby Thrux needs about +10hp. #motosky

“……Following a delay in federal funding, our vendor has issued benefits to nearly 304,000 children…..our card vendor is experiencing capacity challenges due to multiple states receiving funding approval at the same time. As a result, card mailings will take longer…..”

Drinkin’ Dr Pepper Yer mom is a stepper Everybody knows Gays do it better The grass is always greener When you stop bitchin’ Floating down the river You finger lickin’ chicken #eatahotdog #Surfbort #hotdog

I brush my teeth before seeing my dentist. I’m seeing a dermatologist today. So do I shower first?

Wayne Gretzky is about to get his socials blown up.

I’m watching the #Artemis crew test navigation while in orbit Live 2 crew members are working the controls with 2 assisting And by assisting I mean passing an iPhone back and forth in zero G to snap pics

Raising a glass in honor of Rosin the Bow 🍺🍻🍺

The only thing having to change the clocks really does is cement the point that we are cogs. Fuck #daylightsavingtime

Kimi owes the mechanics dinner AND breakfast.

SCOOP: sHmegseth reveals tools used to create laser focus for goal in Iran war.

TARIFFS……. ROBERTS…. SUPREME COURT…. GurgleBURGleggurgle 🤞

Gaaaaaah! MORE CURLING!!!

Hailey Hernandez, also chef at the popular Side Piece Kitchen, says she is “really grateful” for outpouring of support after traumatic fire.

Her Ducati is red My Triumph is blue We rode into each other’s hearts Horsepower (and love) for two Happy Valentines my Ducati girl #motolove #motosky

lol “The source said CBP shot down the suspected drone earlier this week (near El Paso TX). But it now appears the flying object was a mylar party balloon. “

Just realized the clock on the microwave is still wrong after we popped a breaker using two airfryers at the same time for the sportsball party last weekend.

Kid wanted jalapeño poppers for the sportsball party, but won’t eat them for the breakfast after?

WTF is a puth?

Know Your Rights! It’s International Clash Day! #KEXP #KnowYourRights #InternationalClashDay

Just sitting around “slapping my chihuahua.”

I woke the same as any other day Except a voice was in my head It said, "Seize the day, pull the trigger Drop the blade and watch the rolling heads" #TheDayITriedtoLive

Beans from Valhalla and a peak-a-boo view of a frozen volcano. #motosky

I love KEXP but with Bob Weir’s passing this weekend, it’s seemed to be nothing but jam band all day.

My mother said To get things done You better not mess with Major Tom #WorldBowieDsy #MajorTom #SpaceOddity

Hey @nbcpeacock.bsky.social Where is #Dakar? @nbcpeacock.bsky.social

(rudely awoken at 1:15 AM) whaaaazat? More fireworks!?! Nah. Just my cat puking up hairballs in multiple places around the bedroom. Happy New Year.

Chilly Sunday ride on Kitsap backroads. Megan asked to stop mid ride to add hand warmers to her gloves. Bit more exposed to the wind riding her 800SS. Glad I spent a few hours Saturday rewiring my left heated grip. #motosky #rideallyear

How is there no cyclocross today?!?!

Wow, I have more in my checking account than expected for this time of the month, especially for this time of year! Oh wait, I didn’t transfer mortgage funds last time. Wow, I have less in my checking account. Guess that’s to be expected, especially this time of year.

I feel dirty just looking for a live stream via the WH website.