nice handsome boy

if i really wanted to i could be a first ballot hall of fame manipulative boyfriend, purely out of commitment to the bit. fortunately i dont have the heart to actually do such a thing. but i have lots of ideas

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i just saw an ad that was like "i'm afraid to be white in america" lmfaooooo

on november 3rd i will attempt to become the first ever ensouled "voter"

Headline of the week

it should be 100% legal to kill people if they park perpendicularly across the driving lane of a parking garage

i didnt know f&t got serious like that

i got stood up. should have just bought the sandwiches

winning an avn award for best original score

HOW IS THIS ADULT CONTENT????????

he's not exactly the wokest chud in the drawer

its kind of fucked up that a 3 pack of magnum xls are $7.99. burger king has a deal where chicken sandwiches are 3 for $7. are you telling me that one (1) condom costs more than a chicken sandwich?

you should not be allowed to put "serving breakfast lunch and dinner" on your sign if you close at 2 pm. thats lying

its crazy how north dakota and louisiana have the exact same flag (blue with a bird on it)

why does alt text type backwards but post text is fine what is going on

what is php? does everyone just have access to everyone else's bank account now? is this the beginning of global communism?

italians are so beautiful

i have always said that the white house should be a combination great wolf lodge / cheesecake factory

ender dragon pussy turned me into a cube

it has a flared base its fine

it is finally punpkin spice weather today (im still wearing shorts but my legs are cold)

how it feels

the last place losangeles rams, coached by sean "timothy" mcvay, are in last place and could be effectively 5 games back of the division by the end of the night.

jalen hurts situation is super fucked up. eagles medical staff should be in prison

cardinals have more wins in los angeles than the rams and chargers combined

don't lay all your eggs in one bucket

aj brown is a fucking bum. get him off my team

I PAID $15 TO SEE NATHAN FIELDER'S PENIS AND IT'S NOT EVEN HIM THAT HANGS DONG???

i think it's really cute that @reed.senate.gov still bothers to mail out campaign flyers. like the guy has been in congress longer than i've been alive i dont really think this election has any chance of going differently

what are you guyses least favorite ethnicities?

This post will be deleted on November 1st in order to comply with UK law

its #SandwichTime baby

*heals you 1 hp*

minor main character on twitter is a guy who is incredulous that this painting isn't more famous than the mona lisa

im proud to be from boston. i AM better than you

that red scare lady is quite frankly embarrassing. has anyone ever noticed this before?

(rapidly increasing in size (not as a fetish thing, as a stress response, like a pufferfish)) need choccy milk NOW

nathan fielder in You Can See Everything (2026)

DING DONG POOKIE

i will never go to therapy because i know i would make my therapist fall in love with me and so thats a conflict of interest

buying large quantities of zinc and pineapple juice for normal regular reasons