Eevla

Who did this?! This is literally my Cats!!

I spent an ungodly amount of time at the optometrist a few weeks ago because my glasses have been giving me severe tension headaches, especially in low pressure. This weekend we are having horrifically low pressure and a massive storm. New super light glasses arrive Tuesday. This. Is. Torture.

The sunsets are ridiculously early these days, but so incredibly beautiful! We took a brisk walk in the chill, and came home to a warm house that smells of baked apples.

The Halloween episodes of Critical Role are always a hoot to watch... I can't focus because they look so ridiculous and/or hot... Robbie is threatening to turn me bi with that look. 🥵 At least it's better than last year when they were all goth.

Hi! I wrote this sweet, softly kinky romantic short story, and if you're looking for something charmingly horny with gorgeous artwork, look no further!

The autumn vibes are really vibing this morning!

I wish I had something for body mod day of Kinktober (which is my favorite!!!) But I'm so burnt out!!!

I'm aware that my nostril piercing is two weeks old, but I can't stop thinking about more piercings... I'm going in for a checkup next month and might come out with a septum or something.

Can we get Rhys Darby and David Wenham playing chaotic brothers in something?

Dipping in #ofmdkinktober with leather kink #kinktober2026 #ofmdnsfw

Does anyone have any recommendations for stimulating (but somewhat relaxing) mobile games? I've been hooked on Mario Kart for years, but they've recently ended service and I just want to click on things. (Mario Run is wayyy too stressful!)

We decided to take a walk in the autumn drizzle... and 3km in, it turned to a downpour, so we bought groceries, and got a ride home and we're enjoying tea with honey. So cozy!!!

I can't get over how much my face feels more like my face after getting a nose piercing.

Princess @tuathatutu.bsky.social and I have another piercing date today! I'm getting my nostril and she's getting a downsize / jewelry change with some extra sparkle ✨️😊 But first? Cake.

I realize this is the last minute but does anyone want to do a kinktober collab? I feel like writing something short and filthy. Does anyone have art that they want a story to go along with? Feel free to send me a DM!

I'm just here throwing out hearts here... my goodness all of your art is incredible!!! I love it here!

I just made an appointment to get my nose pierced and I'm so excited! I've wanted this forever and I feel like it will complete my face! (Also as a solidarity piercing for Princess @tuathatutu.bsky.social, who is getting her first jewelry change!) ✨️✨️

Hi! Are you in the mood for a cozy, spicy whirlwind office romance full of fine fabrics and gorgeous artwork? Check out my OFMD RBB story, "Head Over Heels in the House of The Kraken", full works by the lovely @gelatinousstand.bsky.social in the story! archiveofourown.org/works/91518286

I have ZERO things planned for Kinktober! (Not kinked out though! Never!) Do any of my artist friends want to do a collab? Do you have artwork you want me to write something inspired by?

This sweet and spicy innkeepers-era fic from a few kinktobers ago was inspired by incredibly gorgeous artwork that's attached in the story! "The Honeymoon Phase" (2k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/59956672

Hi! Are you in the mood for a cozy, spicy whirlwind office romance full of fine fabrics and gorgeous artwork? Check out my OFMD RBB story, "Head Over Heels in the House of The Kraken", full works by the lovely @gelatinousstand.bsky.social in the story! archiveofourown.org/works/91518286

The grocery delivery service I've been trying out lately has erred, and they sent me way too many bananas. I've become a math problem: "Eva ordered five green bananas. They have nineteen brown bananas and four green. How many loaves of banana bread are they baking this weekend? Show your work!"

I might be able to go and see my favorite band live... again, for the third time in the course of a year! And that's after I get to see my other favorite band in December! Needless to say, I'm extremely excited!!!

I'm taking a little writing break this week, so no #WIPWednesday, but I did just release this lovely thing into the world!!! 😊

Our lovely story for @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social has arrived! Fall in love in this modern AU full of fluff and smut and fine fabrics! The artwork from @gelatinousstand.bsky.social is lovely! archiveofourown.org/works/91518286

Hi! I wrote this and I think it's really lovely and I hope that you like it!!! If you're into banter, brunches, gentle kink and falling madly in love with someone you probably shouldn't be falling in love with, please enjoy this. Also the art is incredible!

I did this back in February for RBB claims, and despite having learned so much and there being so much I’d do differently now, I think he’s still one of my favorite Eds. (Look at his hair!!!) Eevla has written him and his Stede a lovely story, check it out! 🥹

Our lovely story for @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social has arrived! Fall in love in this modern AU full of fluff and smut and fine fabrics! The artwork from @gelatinousstand.bsky.social is lovely! archiveofourown.org/works/91518286

Fashionably late, mine and @gelatinousstand.bsky.social's RBB, "Head Over Heels in the House of The Kraken" has arrived!!! Fall in love with a little modern fairy tale full of fluff and smut and fine fabrics! 🪡💕 archiveofourown.org/works/91518286

Quoting myself because I'm just really excited about this lovely project! It's sweet and fluffy and full of banter and softly kinky smut and I'm a little obsessed! I can't wait to share it with you all! (And wait until you see the art!!!)

Okay, this is my very last WIP Wednesday, RBB edition before this fashionably late fic makes its debut! Enjoy some office banter in which we are totally normal about our boss. Totally normal, you guys! "Head Over Heels in the House of The Kraken" is coming soon!!! 🪡

Thank you all for the birthday love! We are sailing home tonight, but Copenhagen was, as always, an absolute delight and I already want to go back! (Maybe for longer than six hours!)

How many of us have birthdays today?!?! Apparently the best of us were born on the 16th of August 🤭🥳🎉 I'm spending my day in comfy pajamas, eating cake, and packing for my birthday trip tomorrow! We're going on a mini-cruise!

Describe your music taste using only three artists No genres allowed Cult of Luna The Ocean Opeth

Behold! The 1st Artwork for my RBB collab with the fantastic @gelatinousstand.bsky.social You will be just as enchanted as I am by their truly magical (pun intended) storytelling. Please go check out the first 2 chapters here! archiveofourown.org/works/904597... #OFMDReverseBang #ofmdfanart

I forgot to post my WIP snippet yesterday! Forgive me? I'm working hard on finishing up my fashionably late RBB, so enjoy this little interaction in which absolutely no one has an obvious crush on anyone. We are appropriate in this house!

Guys I just remembered ED and STEDE are IN LOVE and my day improved instantly

Me: add-back HRT is going fine. I think I'll take a walk to the pier. Swan family: exists Me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Grammar correction is kink shaming me. I meant exactly what I meant!!! Let me have it! I promise you it's correct. Perverted, but correct.

Potentially the last WIP Wednesday before this (ahem) fashionably late RBB is done! It's been an absolute pleasure to work on and I can't wait to share it with you all!!!