Gary Sussex

Today's youth no longer respect Poppy Day

Crosby, Stills and Nosh

Choose Your Fighter

Sure, it's a Big Ask. But does my Ask look Big in this?

"Tottenham have had great midfielders" says Redknapp, to - what I like to think was - an embarrassing silence

Give it to Ben...Shooooot

What a moment for Tel and this team

And that could have been a red on its own!

Sweeeeeetttt

OG's back, baby, been away too long

Palmer to score the winning goal now, you can put your fucking house on it

No yellow for Palmer?

Kinsky a little nervy but redeeming himself with some good saves; Tel doing pretty well; MF pinging it about deliciously; Marmoush... unconvincing; and Van Wrecker scaring the life out of me

Distinctly remember complaining that "you don't get much for 200 grand" about John Lacy, but fuck me

However bad may end up...at least we can't bring on Bryan Gil

Corner, for Gawd's sake

I didn't know we'd lost our last six London derbies. Fuck Thomas Frank.

Finally: empirical evidence of trickle-down theory reaching down to benefit err marina owners

Gave up trying to understand the handball rule in 1883

Football coverage. OK, OK, not ALL football coverage

Wouldn't have happened in Her Majesty's day. Under Charles, these feathery bastards have lost their discipline

Spurs play today

Hiding (or just cuddling?) his toy mouse ##Caturday #catsofbluesky

US version of Only Fools and Horses greenlit

Sure is a bad day for the bins

Put his foot through it like a man with prostate issues

"Always acknowledge gifts with a thank-you note or text, it's just being polite"

Sadly, I've let the absurd reference to "Half Field" impair my enjoyment of this wonderful goal

Decided to watch Leeds-Man U instead of Brighton; schoolboy error (dammit)

Public Service announcement: local council confirms sound compared to "Colony of sealions attempting coitus with a DC-10" is just the cat snoring

#Caturday #Catsofbluesky

Is Scaramouchi currently delighted or just sad he's lost his record?

Latest news on Heathrow's third runway delays

Show me a picture that has your energy thar isn't a selfie

Make a war film rubbish: Guns of Toblerone

Watching MOTD just to check they've not found a way to disallow the equaliser

New catnip toy declared a success #Caturday

When I was shouting "don't let your heads drop lads", that was not what I meant

Scotland are playing MK Dons?!?

England's worst ever player would probably prove a more competitive contest than England's best. Might have to ignore the entire Taylor era just to keep the numbers down

Happy pensive #Caturday

Escobar knew the game was up when his cartel lost control of the street youth. As he famously said "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those Medellin kids"

Tottenham Hotspur warn of "existential risk to humanity" presented by forthcoming home match ticket sales

Me attending my latest job interview

Cat charades no. 14. 2001: A Space Odyssey

Robertson is worse then I expected in that he's precisely what I expected but plays 10 times the number of minutes

Happy noir #Caturday

Here's a nice lemur

Have Mumford & Sons signed on as Ed's support yet?

Spurs play today