egg

That car isn’t even flying.

Like I need anyone who uses this shit for emails like I promise you, if you can write a prompt you can write an email like "oh no I need to fluff it up" like fuck you, no. No one wants to read that shit. Email like you're a grandparent, no one cares. They'll even secretly love you for it!

In the suburbs, instead of an orchiectomy they call it “Cull de Sack”

I forgot where I found this originally

anyway. it's gonna be so fucking cathartic when it happens.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

Had some inspiration.

cute ball - games

the times in a single image

@clairvoire.bsky.social hiii hey I saw clairevoire in the deltarune credits and remembered about your cool art, is that you, and if so, is it spelled wrong or did tobys autocorrect give your credit to a piano cover company?

it's pigeon!

you should have a website: a manifesto nora.zone/manifesto.html