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Just realised that one of my colleagues is a psychopath! He's scheduled a meeting for 9am!

Fuck off #Farage. You have stated on the record that you wouldn't have accepted a loss in the referendum and would have continued to campaign for the UK to leave. #R4Today

Maybe train to be a lawyer Zainab 🤪 #TheArchers

Storm is such a bad name! #TheArchers

Will Zainab announce that she is the future Mrs Burns. #TheArchers

Martyn you swine. #TheArchers

Poor poor storm #TheArchers

Perfect storm. Give me strength. #TheArchers

Can we report Amber to Bernardo's? That child needs to be taken into protective custody. #TheArchers

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO that's stupid No it's beyond stupid. Is there no rules stopping parents from imposing STUPID names on their children. #TheArchers

Is the orchard actually destroyed? #TheArchers

What! Isn't Eddie going to monitise the orchard party? #TheArchers

Subtle Azra subtle. Well meant but subtle. #TheArchers

So have them turkeys been on the loose all night. #TheArchers

Don't, I say don't name the Georgling stromzie! #TheArchers

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Please please please let there be a recall petition and that he loses his seat #Farage #Reform.

Poor Mince. Become wheelchair bound is not fun. #TheArchers

Here we go. Is Mince dying? Lame? Impotent? #TheArchers

Even if Josh is hot, he is not having Chels! #TheArchers

Is Pip saying Josh is hot? #TheArchers

Will Rosie recognise Josh, especially now he is neu😁 #TheArchers

Have we been told how hurt Mince is. #TheArchers

Do we know what day it is? #TheArchers

Is pip going to explore the frozen meat aisle during the honeymoon? #TheArchers

So will Josh follow in the family tradition and offer his savours a threesome. #TheArchers

I find Ben and neu Josh hard to tell apart. #TheArchers

So a good night's sleep cures potential depression. Good to know. #TheArchers

So Josh isn't sure if he wants #TheArchers gig.

For FFS Harresment, you been dating for two seconds! You're not 15! #TheArchers

Lower loxley is probably cursed or just haunted by David. #TheArchers

Is this the end of lower loxley? #TheArchers

Do we know what state Mince actually is in? Any limbs missing? #TheArchers

Does the cat count against the cast budget? #TheArchers

How many times has this cat been on the run? #TheArchers

Drat, Harresment didn't fall to his death. #TheArchers

Will this mean Fallon's job is down the pan. #TheArchers

Lizzie might need a lie down. She is at the end of her tether. #TheArchers

Has Lizzie been fine since Nigel died. #TheArchers

Ohhhh maybe Harresment will fall to his death! #TheArchers

Can Lilly act on Lizzie's behalf? I was given shirt shrift when I tried to deal with an insurance matter because I'm not on the insurance despite I own half the house. #TheArchers

What's happened to Harresment's accent? It's gone through the roof #TheArchers

On the roof? Did the cat fly there? #TheArchers

Stop flirting/sounding like the village idiot Harresment. #TheArchers

It's a cat, they are cunning. #TheArchers

Is Joy calling about the cat. #TheArchers

Does anyone else think that Trump's peace negotiations are only going on in his head? #R4Today

Exactly, Mince is not your responsibility like the orangery clean up isn't Ben and josh' responsibility. #TheArchers

Did the spawn of Hilda fly away Mary Poppins style. #TheArchers

I bet Eddie would charge people to attend the party. #TheArchers

Is Ben also after Chels! You've already been there. #TheArchers