Derived memes for spectral schemes

derived by Ari Krishna

The Pigeon Hole Principle is the most beautiful principle in mathematics because it combines π, the gravity of Earth, Euler's number, and big-O notation.

amazing

Spec(ℤ) boss and a mini

Bro we need your vote. I hate the war too. But the Democrats want to Trans your Chromatic Homotopy Theory.

JUST IN: FDA recalls 200,000 synthetic spectra due to possible contamination with metal, E. coli, broken glass

Derived 1 was crazyyyy

Dystopia where it is only legal to do homotopy theory one night of the year.

what your teacher thinks: blueshift represents the author's immense depression and lack of will to carry on what the author meant: the Tate construction is fucking blue

my spectra synthetic my grading RO(G) my filtration slice Knicks 4 lyfe

Rest in peace Jack Morava 😢 truly no words

As more and more homotopy theorists transition into tech, the industry will shift away from object-oriented programming languages towards complex-oriented programming languages. Few understand this.

Please try to enjoy each fact equally

Green beer for St. Patrick's day is disgusting. You should be drinking Tambara beer.

(π^e) = (p) is the most beautiful equation because it gives a profound connection between the three most important constants in mathematics: the prime, the uniformizer, and the ramification index

Homotopy theorists transitioning into tech have revolutionized the industry. For example, it is increasingly common to ℝℙ² back after the holidays.

ladies, get you a functor who is faithful

"if you didn't spend so much time on memes you'd get more research done" if my grandma had finite limits and colimits she'd be a stable ∞-category