Eldritch Static

Eldritch Static

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An eldritch horror from beyond the edge of reality, possess multiple forms to indulge in games addiction #Retro and #variety #vtuber #Asexual PFP by @HarrierCitadel Banner by @snowfable #88.4WTFMArtchives https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread

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Welcome to Peoria's Haunted Blockbuster! It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time. #vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror

Its a well documented fact that the best machine for playing Playstation games is the next released Playstation. A PS5 is basically a PS4 Pro Plus Jumbo, and a PS4 has all the PS3 HD ports, so a PS5 is the best for playing PS3 games. Likewise, the PS3 has a bunch of PS2 ports for dirt cheap on it!

My favorite part about doing worldbuilding with an audience is I can go into my lore-questions channel, say "Aight. I got a 10'8" multi-ton dracolich girl that I want airborne, what eldritch nonsense do we think I need to make it flow?" And an hour later all we've got is she tells bad dad jokes.

Another pipe-dream "Vtiber lore in a game" idea. A classic JRPG like Chrono-trigger, where all the Worldeater's total XP are set to 9999, and they can never level up from combat b/c they're just so Ancient they can't learn anything new from beating up local wildlife for a few months. Instead-

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Guns, Lucrezia starts doing more then one lazy impalement and unlocks potent healing/debuff items. Especially if the "3 per battle" on a cast of 9 people total is justified by "monster encounters are actually 2 or 3 times the size, non-active characters are also fighting." With the active party-

Determining XP, so the 3 Worldeaters causing no XP gain is because after they fight their 3rd of the ambush, they either go heckle the other two groups or wipe the floor with the other monsters, leading to no valuable experiences had.

Another pipe-dream "Vtiber lore in a game" idea. A classic JRPG like Chrono-trigger, where all the Worldeater's total XP are set to 9999, and they can never level up from combat b/c they're just so Ancient they can't learn anything new from beating up local wildlife for a few months. Instead-

Their levels are the average of the party to represent them putting in more effort as the human cast proves themselves as worth it. If you have one person you never leveled b/c you dislike their gimmic, that will skew the Worldeater's levels as they're not there to Help, they're there to laugh at-

A bunch of uncoordinated idiots. Likewise, the game should have a "Max of 3 people out in battle" so if you use all three Worldeaters, you gain no xp and can't level. But if you do level up your party, the Worldeaters start trying harder, Nameless starts using more forms, Kali uses more advanced-

I find it funny that my experience with Fire Emblem is "The max deployment limit I've seen is like 6 to 8 dudes, so my core team is the basic 5 overlevelled dudes the game gave me b/c recruiting new characters is a slog"

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Just sold my Thinkpad on eBay, didn't want to but really needed the money. Soooooo if you were thinking about commissioning me at all before I close commissions I could use the money to get a new one.

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well i need to make $40 in the next few days to provide a ebay refund that i no longer have the money for

The funny thing about Pokemon Emerald ranzomizer + nuzloke rules is that so far the biggest issue has been that rules as written, my luck worked out in a way that I was unable to encounter a pokemon who could learn cut. I probably could have been fine without it, but I know its needed Eventually

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It is midnight in Japan which makes it officially my birthday Would love if you could share this post around showcasing some of my art, or check out the #Ravenspearcraft tag for more recent stuff I've been fighting an artblock lately, but soon I'm staring development of my game! look forward to it

Ever have a single line or two give you enough worldbuilding to make an entire setting? "The reason most cities around here don't have walls around them," the wizard replied with a grin, "Is because a good wall is largely waterproof."

Anyways, I noticed that a lot of magic systems tend to be very limited. Most of the time its just a wizard can throw a glob of Element at one person. Never really see many that take magic to the extreme. More magic systems should let one overly creative person be an absolute terror...

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well i need to make $40 in the next few days to provide a ebay refund that i no longer have the money for

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ko-fi.com/0dayhx As a brief reminder my commissions are currently 50% off until the 31st in which I will be closing commissions for a little bit after that. #kofi #commissions

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My brain: "Don't call it that, just don't, don't!" Me: Can't wait to get my hands on Queen's D!

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This is our upcoming retro fantasy RPG - Queen’s Domain ⚔️ 🖤 A love letter to Kings Field/Morrowind 🏝️ Explore a mysterious labyrinthian isle full of secrets 👹 100+ unique enemy types Sound good? Tag a creator (or yourself!) below and keep an eye on your inbox

WE LOST TWO LIVES THIS RUN!!! And we had to cheat because the only pokemon I could find that could learn Cut was the Level 5 Metagross in the early forests... Which was fine because we had to backtrack to *get* cut... It was a good mess of a stream! We also got raided by @zarataro.bsky.social

Turns out the phrase is "Steer into the Skid" and not "Skid into the Steer" so I've been needlessly sideswiping cows this whole time. Anyways, Pokemon Monomon Stream time! We have more Magnemites then braincell! www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...

twitch.tvEldritchHorrorOfBread - TwitchA WorldEater who's not moving fast enough to be a credible existential threat. Currently haunting an abandoned Blockbuster Video, playing retro games, and collecting more forms to possess! Will do Eld...

I've been thinking about randomizers a bit. Randomization is about as good as the game is in a sweet spot of linearity and openness, right? A game like Ocarina of Time or Link to the Past is good to randomize because its open, provided you have the correct items to get there the game assumes you're

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between openness and linearity. You belong anywhere you have the movement to get to in a Metroidvania and often have to go through dangerous of "I don't think I should be here..." types of areas to find the next ability. Which means randomizing usually leads to it feeling like a regular playthrough

but you forgot how the game naturally orders itself. Like yeah, I found the ability that lets me do X, so I can go to place Y and Z. Sure, the original game it was ability A to go to B and C, but... Same Vibe. Which is really funny to me.

I've been thinking about randomizers a bit. Randomization is about as good as the game is in a sweet spot of linearity and openness, right? A game like Ocarina of Time or Link to the Past is good to randomize because its open, provided you have the correct items to get there the game assumes you're

supposed to be there. Its theoretically possible to beat all the Dark World dungeons in LttP by getting the dungeon item, leaving, and going to the next one until the map is fully open. But if a game is too open, then the question becomes "What do we even randomize?" Breath of the Wild is a weird-

game to randomize b/c the design behind a game where you go anywhere and do anything means that there's a small pool of Required Items to do Anything (the runes) and a lot of stuff that... Doesn't Matter (Most of the chest rewards) And Metroidvanias are weird because they sit the line so well-

Ok, I got more on this thought. You CANNOT acknowledge the obvious joke. It is IMPERITIVE that the elephant in the room is never addressed. This idea only works if everyone in the show treats this bog-standard Abrahams tank thing like its a revolutionary new mech design. The entire point-

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I feel like you could get a lot of mileage from a Gundam parody that's "instead of a robot the next mecha superweapon is just A Tank" But you'd have to play it to the hilt. The tank IS a mech, its treated like a mech, everything it does is a revolutionary new tactic & NO ONE calls it "just a tank".

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in on the joke of only calling it a mech. I don't know how to fully explain it other then the comedy and parody derived from going full in on treating a regular tank like any Gundam series treats its poster child Gundam model and playing it painfully straight will get you so much further then-

hitting the easy low hanging fruit jokes. You don't even have to make jokes on the scenario! The humor is like Naked Gun or Airplane where its *everyone* playing a ridiculous situation PAINFULLY straight!

Ok, I got more on this thought. You CANNOT acknowledge the obvious joke. It is IMPERITIVE that the elephant in the room is never addressed. This idea only works if everyone in the show treats this bog-standard Abrahams tank thing like its a revolutionary new mech design. The entire point-

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I feel like you could get a lot of mileage from a Gundam parody that's "instead of a robot the next mecha superweapon is just A Tank" But you'd have to play it to the hilt. The tank IS a mech, its treated like a mech, everything it does is a revolutionary new tactic & NO ONE calls it "just a tank".

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elephant in the room, that opens the door to making the joke being "Actually mechs suck." and start throwing in more jokes at the expense of mecha as a concept. And at that point, you're just picking the low hanging fruit. Which isn't as funny as going balls-in on the sillier concept.

And when I mean "Go all in on calling the tank a mech" I mean when gunpla kits are made, this regular ass tank is listed as a mech model kit. I mean you have to go in so hard on the concept of "This mecha setting made a tank from first principles and don't know what TF a tank is" that the fans join-

Ok, I got more on this thought. You CANNOT acknowledge the obvious joke. It is IMPERITIVE that the elephant in the room is never addressed. This idea only works if everyone in the show treats this bog-standard Abrahams tank thing like its a revolutionary new mech design. The entire point-

Eldritch Static@eldritchbread.bsky.social

I feel like you could get a lot of mileage from a Gundam parody that's "instead of a robot the next mecha superweapon is just A Tank" But you'd have to play it to the hilt. The tank IS a mech, its treated like a mech, everything it does is a revolutionary new tactic & NO ONE calls it "just a tank".

of the parody is that "The way mecha shows treat and talk about their mechs is really silly considering these are in-universe Standard Military Vehicles." And the moment you acknowledge that its just a tank, that erodes the base of the joke. Its obvious, but once you feel the need to address the-

I feel like you could get a lot of mileage from a Gundam parody that's "instead of a robot the next mecha superweapon is just A Tank" But you'd have to play it to the hilt. The tank IS a mech, its treated like a mech, everything it does is a revolutionary new tactic & NO ONE calls it "just a tank".

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Keeping these open till the sale ends on the 31st but gonna probably close commissions for awhile after that since I have 14 commissions to work on right now

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i need emergency funds for bills, so until the end of the month my half-body and full-body commission services are currently 50% off on ko-fi ko-fi.com/0dayhx/commi... If you want NSFW DM me here instead and i will honor the discount but kofi doesnt allow it #MutualAid #HelpSky #commissionsOpen