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Women's bodies. @berg8311.bsky.social

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.

"Signs of Fascism" originated in my town. (Sequim, WA) I filmed it. I remember getting a call, "hey your video got 5,000 views." By the end of the day it had 60K. Over 100K in a few days from just one platform. Then my DM blew up! Everyone wanted to replicate the signs. Nice to see the signs today.

The Trump regime thought they could force New Jersey to bend the knee to ICE. What Judge Georgette Castner stamped on the final page of their lawsuit slammed the door in their faces forever: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/great-news...

Get in, folks: a new Russian disinfo campaign is targeting the midterms, specifically Democrats, in what seems to be the first attempt by the Kremlin-backed op to meddle in this year’s U.S. elections. They're faking celebrity videos attacking Dems and are...very stupid. www.ms.now/news/russia-...

@meetthepress.com - Just watched @kristenwelker.bsky.social on King5 in Seattle. Shame on you for acting like the $5,000 bribe from Trump would ever happen. You didn't mention that he promised DOGE, tariff, & ACA checks that have NEVER been distributed. YOU are complicit in the fall of our democracy

Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...

🚨A new whistleblower report warns USPS is rushing to implement Trump's anti-mail voting order before November — and the flaws could be severe. A single error could cause thousands of ballots to be rejected before they're ever mailed to voters. @marcelias.bsky.social explains.

I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid.

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

USPS announced a rule to implement Trump's anti-mail voting order, which courts have repeatedly called unconstitutional. Nevertheless, the president is trekking forward. With the midterms just around the corner, we explain the rule, what's next and how YOUR vote could be affected this November👇

@cardsagainsthumanity.com is giving all of us an inexpensive way to fuck with Elon Musk. bsky.app/profile/card...

Musk, his muskrats, Trump, Rubio and all the GOP who enabled them have blood on their hands. Hope karma visits all of them soon. apnews.com/article/usai...

The BEST thing on "Save America Act" or "Stop Granny From Voting Act" I have yet seen. Send this everywhere. Tell you Senator to vote NO. This is an emergency. Even if they have to kill the NDAA. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. On The Quiet Machinery of The SAVE America Act open.substack.com/pub/defiance...

Happy birthday to the late Robin Williams, who would’ve turned 75 today 🕊️♥️

Donald Trump just called Infantino and asked him to find 4 more goals. #Sheshed

It's pathetic that we are receiving propaganda emails from the Social Security Administration.

And THIS is exactly why the entertainment acts cancelled - it became a Trump rally instead of a non-partisan celebration of our country's birthday.

Thanks Obama! #ObamaAppreciationDay

Went to the pharmacy for antibiotics and the dye pill that numbs everything inside for a UTI and was told the dye pill requires pre-authorization. It's after 7 pm. So, I paid $20 for my 6 NECESSARY pills. May the insurance company executives who made that decision get a UTI & need those pills.

Springsteen. Moments ago. Washington DC #nokings

So once applications open for the $1.7B slush fund, we're all going to apply and break their portal, right?

Don't cross the REI picket line May 15-25!

The foundation of our democracy is burning to the ground. The conservative Roberts Court did not light the match, but it has repeatedly declared fire hydrants, sprinklers and smoke detectors illegal. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/the-...

Mark Zuckerberg built a massive data center in Georgia just hundreds of yards from people’s homes. Now the water pressure is gone. Sinks don’t run. Toilets won’t refill. Homes shake nonstop. Power outages are routine.

The Truth Behind That Tucker Carlson Apology Video I watched the entire two-hour Tucker Carlson interview with his brother – and it wasn't pretty. Plus, will Fox abandon Trump as his approval numbers continue to sink? Read @justinbaragona.bsky.social's latest: zeteo.com/p/the-truth-...

As they kidnap and deport LEGAL immigrants, now it appears they don't want non-citizens, including LEGAL immigrants, using US banks. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Just heard fireworks go off nearby and my first thought was, is he dead?

Well, there goes the Forest Service and our public lands. morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

I'm so tired of this march toward fascism. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Please share widely!

Now president Trump is saying he won’t fund TSA until the SAVE Act is passed. Say what?! Why is he so hellbent on this one thing? Ohhhhh, that’s why… youtube.com/shorts/z0ip6...

When the day comes that Democrats are in the streets celebrating and the lunatic right assumes a sanctimonious and self righteous posture, please direct them to this quote.

Wow.

This is truly incredible. Shakespeare speaking to RIGHT NOW—on the “mountainish” inhumanity of punishing and casting out strangers from your country.

A manual for ICE's immigrant-targeting computer system, Palantir ELITE, was leaked today. Let's look at it, then step back to evaluate how far we've come along a dangerous road and where that road might take us. 🧵

Real talk from Minnesota: "I feel like we're performing CPR on what may already be a corpse: the Constitution" Prove this wrong, fellow Americans, please. MN can stand up, protect each other, witness & alert you. But we alone can't control the feds. This is a USA issue.

Enjoy your MAHA-approved affordable dinner during the Golden Age. It’s your patriotic duty to ration and fight inflation for Dear Leader. The nation is counting on you.

The murderer was a firearms instructor. More ICE will become murderers if he taught them. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...