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How is this not domestic violence due to his breakup? Ok, just because she left, doesn’t mean you beat the kids.

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Hahaha!!! G -Goes O - Over P - Penis 🤣😂😅😂🤣😅

“Maybe the children will have 2 dolls instead of 30 dolls”

Trump: I'm going to crash us into that tree MAGA: You're such a joker! Me: Yeah, I think he's going to crash us into that tree, though MAGA: Trump Derangement Syndrome! Woke soyboy! He'd never do that! Trump: *crashes into tree* MAGA: I love that he tells it like it is! Me: *sighs*

War hero schools a chickenhawk.

Yeah yeah, we get it. So assuming you are correct, why is this “highly discredited journalist” who “peddles in conspiracy theories”…. why is this person included in your admin’s group chat? Why is anyone in your realm talking to them? Can’t be all that bad if you have them on speed dial. 🤷‍♂️

Let’s see how well this holds up… *checks calendar* TEN days later.

Make Politics Boring Again!!

Today at 10:01 CET the Sun was directly above Earth’s equator, marking the #SpringEquinox! 🌸 At this moment, our planet is neither tilted towards nor away from the Sun, creating nearly equal day/night. 🌓 This stunning image was captured by our Meteosat-12 satellite. 🛰️

Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social.

Exactly this.

But, the price of eggs…

#AmericanHistoryX

Th delusional thinking in these feckless leaders minds, to think ANY democrat would attempt to support an uprising. Who do they think we are? Lauren Boebert?

Agreed! Praise this soldier of democracy! 👏👏👏

Wow. Accurate lol.

BREAKING: Tesla Cybertruck on fire at the entrance to Trump Hotel in Las Vegas What's happening?

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Jimmy refused to put one toe in 2025. Can you blame him?

This is a true 'once-in-a-lifetime shot. A meteor and Milky Way galaxy in the same frame

A future conversation... "Dad, how could people want things to be so bad?" "Well son, we used the internet mostly for porn and screaming our feelings. When it came time to look up things like "fascism" and "tariffs" I'm afraid it was a bridge too far for most."