Ellie Made It

Due to an oversight, I had actually forgotten to mark the Strictly Tea Towel listing live. I'm a silly goose. Please buy them for your internet pals for Christmas! www.etsy.com/uk/listing/8...

Shirley Ballas never beating the allegations #scd #strictly

following ACARS drama does put average moaning into sharp perspective

KNIGHTMARE IS BACK! An official point-and click adventure game based on the classic TV series - with actors from the original show. Coming 2027. www.knightmaregame.co.uk And just remember - it's only a game...isn't it? #indiedev #adventuregame

on top of the indignity of having to pay €3 per customs code + €2 per parcel for the audacity to use packaging, the CN23 form is now A4 sized, i get it, i get it, only big companies are allowed to sell online and sole traders outside the EU should just barter from carts or something

What I like about my hairdresser is that she never judges what I've done with my hair between cuts, she just makes it look good

New #KeepWatchingPodcast #Taskmaster is here! Featuring an apology to the Wicked Witch of the West, Egg McPuffins and what *is* a bruschetta really? <3

At the weekend I saw some mushrooms that looked like unappetizing scotch pancakes

I like to make snack mixes (I can't take the M&S prices for the premades) and I'm going to recommend putting eyeballs in them

mmmm finally got creatively unblocked enough to finish the 90s Number 1s tea towel, let's PRINT IT

This is mad. www.rte.ie/entertainmen...

That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.

There's a two part series by Maintenance Phase giving the background on Brand that you won't read on the BBC. Spoilers: it's bad (the background - not the episodes which are great) maintenancephase.buzzsprout.com/1411126/epis...

It is vitally important that they cover up any notion of solidarity with unapproved causes, because what would happen if the people found out that it's only a small group of absolute no-lifes who are against universal human rights? What then?

I was recently informed by a musician friend that the BBC have, in fact, not only banned slogans on their entertainment shows, but also flags, *and* have also recently banned people from wearing colours that might be reasonable "construed" as representing a flag. So no you probably can't wear this.

They had to put the pub quiz bit in because of the eroticism #scd #strictly

Where would we be without chairs? #scd #strictly

Shirley, there's a Teams channel for internal memos #scd #strictly

Alright Lawrence. Do it for Scotland. I'm not sure what, but definitely do it for Scotland. #scd #strictly

FUN FACT: Delta & Kai is the first Strictly couple that sound like 2 Greek letters #strictly #scd

Doing the various headbanger variations with such a tall celebrity must have had Kai quite nervous #scd #strictly

Delta's outfits have all been palpably expensive so far, but the leg fringes remind me of an infinite money bug in Dressmaker #scd #strictly

it does work better when there's un poco latin flair in the music, you have to admit #scd #strictly

That whole Charleston was “I don’t got you babe” #strictly

I do suddenly feel like I may be unable to continue, alert the swing #scd #strictly

Ah the postmodern jukebox version #scd #strictly

Dancing to a 12/Clara song in a big mechanical clock? I see you Whouffaldi shipper in the production department. #scd #strictly

I will take the bright pink outfit for work though #scd #strictly

In tempting Ian Wright into the studio, Shaun has completed his story arc and the show will have no further use for him #scd #strictly

The outfits that Melanie and Aljaz have on are 60s and 70s respectively. The Eurovision song they're dancing to is from the 90s. In this essay I will set out how the BBC's obsession with Eurovision's deep past leads to its current location in the extreme doldrums #scd #strictly

Johannes is like that artist who covers buildings in beautiful drapery, but the buildings are him #scd #strictly

A substantial and horrifying crossing of the streams #scd #strictly

I'm still digesting what they've done to Aljaz #scd #strictly

Lacey was really clinging on to that samba but now she's got it out of the way, DON'T make her do it again #scd #strictly

Why is the running order allowing for so much unscripted bopping? #scd #strictly

I love when we are powered by 'it rilly fkin wimbdy' www.energydashboard.co.uk/live

Dressmaker is a masterpiece.

if one more thing gets a stupid fake ai assistant put in it i'm going to arrange a giant coronal mass ejection or something

RIP Margaret Hamilton, high level code sorceress, no-one does it like that any more and more's the pity.

The latest #KeepDancingPodcast is here! Featuring 1991 CGI rendering discourse, solid gold Oti and Marius patter and noot noot, motherfuckers <3 #SCD #Strictly

The whole point of Who on Beebies is that we can get them hooked younger without having to do all that messy and parent-troubling traumatizing process