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The tube hasn't been explained yet, so you haven't missed anything about what it is or where it came from.

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Trolling my wife by trying to teach Bob the Bird, how to say "vote republican". Bob is too smart for that though.

How my brain feels, watching my follower count hover back and forth between 1,998 and 1,999 for the past week.

Having a vagina is like having an aquarium filled with tropical fish. Temperature, pH levels, nitrates, gravel vacuuming, water cleanliness, all need to be carefully maintained. But if cared for, the fish are beautiful and graceful. Having a penis is like having a pet rock.

Posting again for the daytime people. Feel free to repost.

Just now when we were paying for groceries... ME: So why is the tattoo of a d20 on your arm, a 9? CASHIER: It's what I rolled at the tattoo parlour. LADY IN LINE BEHIND ME: My d20 is an 8 (shows me her arm). Then the three of us laughed about how weird that was. Seriously, what's going on?

My washing machine is giving me the best D&D battle music. Even the ending was perfect.

This is actually true... During my divorce, I asked my ex wife for "one penny more". She laughed and asked why, and I laughed and told her it was so I could say that I successfully negotiated for more money. She agreed. Then I was laughing all the way to the bank, baby!

Who The Beatles

Thanks! Been waiting two damn decades for this arc. lol

Kimberly Guilfole's face looks like when you push all the sliders to one side in a game's 'character creator'.

Imma boop you on the nose with a brand new Goblins comic! BOOP! Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-3... Scene starts here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2...

oof. Lost some followers after my last political post.

I was just talking to my wife and I said "Mayor Mamdani", but she misheard me and thought I'd said "Mayor MommyDommy" and now I can't help but forever hear that, when I hear his name.

After Trump passes on, I'll be waiting for the hilarious "Trump isn't really dead, he's gone into hiding so he can save America from the background" group. It's 100% happening.

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I love how McDonalds is looking at their severe drop in profits due to high prices, bland colourless restaurants, lower quality products, intense shrinkflation, staff that get pissy when you talk to them instead of using the kiosks, and they're like, "I see what the problem is! We need egg bowls!"

I'd like to invent a little handheld tipping device, that allows others to tip me. So when retail stores prompt me for a tip, I can prompt them to tip me for being such a friendly customer. But not the service industry. They deserve tips.

NOOOOOO! I just Googled what that is, and it's the same damn shape! WTF!

From the upcoming Goblins page.

"I'm pro Ai artwork. What I love most about it, is it pisses off lazy artists." From a recent discussion about Ai images cosplaying as art. You ever just encounter an argument that is so nonsensical that it makes you realize that the person you're talking to is completely broken?

Thinking about the time when I was a teen at a party, we all told a guy that we slipped a ton of LSD in his beer. For the rest of the night, we watched him talk to invisible leprechauns and freak out about the walls melting. We actually didn't put anything in his beer and watching him was so funny.

I've never been a fan of reaction videos, but the ones that have the YouTuber's face floating around in front of the thing we're supposed to be watching, are the video equivalent of a paper cut.

Fantasy gaming idea... a magical comet crosses the sky and causes all characters with MOON, SUN, STAR, BLOOD, or WRATH in their names, to vanish. 88% of the world's adventurers are suddenly gone.

"So our bodies are still on fire and we're still burning alive and in terrible agony. I think this is horrible." "Hey! Keep fire talk out of it!" This is kinda why I don't think "keep politics out of it" is a viable option anymore.

I do this every now and then... *Sits down at my drawing tablet* *Puts my headset on to listen to music or podcasts etc while drawing* *Starts drawing* *15 minutes later, realizes that I forgot to play any music and have been wearing a silent headset for no reason*

Sitting in the passenger seat w/ my wife driving thru downtown Vancouver today. ME: (takes off my seat belt & pulls my shirt up, exposing my boobs) HER: Don't do that, you're gonna get in trouble! ME: Relax. It's legal for women to be shirtless in Canada. HER: I'm talking about your seatbelt!

We're driving to another appointment to continue our journey to make my wife into a Canadian citizen and right now, we're inside the most Canadian image, ever.

I was on a phone call with the Canadian government to discuss a minor issue with my medical coverage. The man asked for my name and once I gave it, he said he recognized my name and is a fan of my comic. He legally had to let me know, as he was familiar with me outside of the call. That was wild.

Post surgery recovery sucks. I'm a useless lump and I want to be past this part of the process.

Been laying here healing from yesterday's surgery. This sucks. Everything feels like ouchies.

Bob enjoys bumping the drum with his beak.

I'm heading home from my surgery, to sleep for a scwillion years. Everything went perfectly and I in great health!

Surgery day! I'll be glad when I'm on the other side of this. 😊❤️😊❤️😊

Happy Birthday to my amazing, wonderful, beautiful, brilliant wife and bestest friend in the world! I love you, babypup. @barknobitebrat.bsky.social

I drew Arok, from the comic WEIRD LUCK, by @dr-nicky.bsky.social Go check it out! weirdluck.net

This Wednesday I'm going out of town for surgery and then I'll be recovering for a while after. I'll probably be off work for a week or so, but I'll be back to drawing as soon as I can sit up in a chair. This isn't a scary thing, just a necessary thing. Over all, I'm a healthy girl and all is well.

I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins comic! BOOP! Feel free to repost if you like. It also helps my public image if you lie to people and say that I saved your life or something. Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... Scene Starts Here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2...

Been having nightmares about the USA bombing us, up here in Canada. Usually it's my wife and I ducking for cover or running.

This is SO COOL!

"You are getting very slerpy... you are sinking derper and derper... you are now derp under my perwer... you are now my herpnotized slerve..." - The Evil Herpnotist

We both laughed haha nice.

My wife who grew up in Alabama but now lives in Canada with me, is trying to make toast with our butter, in September and she's complaining "Why is the butter so hard? WTF". Bless her heart. I love her so much.

I get censoring r--e, sui---e, and other serious issues to keep them out of child-friendly media or to stop them from becoming glorified or diluted. But when we're forced to censor them in important media that's educating about it, we almost promote it b/c ppl won't understand WHY it's so horrible.

I posted this page a few days ago, but I didn't announce it because I wasn't happy with it and wanted to make some tweaks. But now it's finished! New Goblins page! BOOP! Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... Scene Starts Here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2...