Elly Redacted 💛💉 | Mad Cow Doctor

Heyo, I'm Elly, your local Mad Cow Doctor VTuber. I'm mainly a horror content creator, but like to slip in some other genres as well occasionally. My jokes are absolutely unhinged, but if you are willing to put up with them, you get free monthly lobotomies! 💉

I really like this outfit 💛

Today once again showed me that you sometimes really don't know the people you surround yourself with. A barber near me was arrested for selling drugs. As a customer of 10+ years, I'm still in shock. I had no idea he was a barber.

What do you mean a blood bath isn't considered normal for a self-care day!? Don't be absurd. 🎨 ~ @zherostd

Ah yes, another internet wife-guy who ended up cheating on his wife of many, many years. What a surprise.

I'm so excited for FFXIV JP Fan Fest next week!!

Tenebris Somnia is so fun, I can't wait to play more of it. I wonder how much more I still have to play through, but I hope I can get two more streams out of it~

Man this pisses me off.

Well...

It's finally cold enough to wear my Oodie again!!

I want to watch Bernadette Banner play Dressmaker.

Somebody please tell me not to do it...

FIGHT BACK

Imagine asking ChatGPT questions, when you could just dust off the good old Ouija board and ask the entities in your house. Get into the Halloween spirit!

My take on League of Legends

I don't say it enough, but I'm so happy my community is willing to put up with my dumbahh humor and weird game choices.

Susumu Hirasawa's Rotation (LOTUS-2) is still one of the most underrated songs to ever exist. 💛

Imagine being so useless that you have to use ChatGPT to write up a birthday wish for a kudoboard... for a person you apparently consider one of your closest friends. They'll notice. They absolutely will. And it's gonna hurt. Truly, we are surrounded by lazy pieces of shits.

Your ass hair gets no love, no attention, no sunlight, and has to deal with shit every single day, yet it still grows. Don't let your ass hair outwork you. 🫵

"How's your mental health these days?" I'm eating Nutella straight out of the jar like Yoghurt again, I hope that answers your question.

This sucks so much. RIP Dolly ❤️‍🩹

Sex is great and all, but have you ever done a FFXIV trial for the first time, going in blind as a healer, everyone somehow dies and you're the only one standing and you lock in so hard you dodge everything until the Limit Break 3 bar is full and then you get to play GOD?

u got gaymes on yo phone?

I'm so sorry, I had so much scuff today on stream & then my internet decided to die too q-q It was all super unfortunate. But I still wanna give a huge thank you to @Yoshiko_VT, @SageBelladonne & @Cerberinu_dog for being patient with me 💛 Hopefully it works better next time!

THE HEATWAVE IS FINALLY OVER

I'm sitting here, enjoying some iced tea, and suddenly the ice cubes decide to get really horny for me

Nothing but disappointments these days. Thank god Yaoi is a thing to keep the spirits up.

Twitch → Settings → Security Turn this shit OFF

WORST SPELLING MISTAKE

WORST ICE CREAM EVER

due to financial reasons I will have to start posting adult content. please look forward to my new channel where I will post tax filing & j*b application ASMR once a week. thank you for your support in these trying times.

THE HARDEST WORD TO PRONOUNCE

took a small break from commissions and made something for myself for a change 🚬

✨🫃🫃 HAPPY INTERNATIONAL YAOI DAY 🫃🫃✨

make it STOP ;;

chat really be spitting the most unhinged facts sometimes

This shit is so ass.

Gamba is love, Gamba is life.

IT'S JUST SAUCE

I forgor to announce it on my socials, but I finally had my return stream today after a month and a half of not streaming. Also got the chance to tell everyone the full story of what happened to Einstein. He is doing well now. 💛 I can finally do more things again! 🎨~@/nileve_nevy

WHO NEEDS SKILL POINTS ANYWAYS

I feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept, but each time I sleep, I don't sleep that sleep.

CORN IS MAGICAL

He's slowly getting better. We have his checkup on Friday, and I hope everything goes well there too. And then we can hopefully go back to a somewhat normal routine. Imma need to lock in on work asap, those surgery costs were insane. 🥲

Imagine openly being a homophobic, transphobic & racist cunt, and then crying about how nobody wants to work with you 🧍‍♀️wild times we live in, folks.

I haven't really had the time to follow Streamer University streams, but from the snippets I have seen, not a lot of people deserve to be there, huh?

I've been pretty absent these days & ignoring a lot of DMs. Sry about that, was stressed as hell. My cat Einstein needed emergency surgery after not being able to eat for days. He is back home for now and needs a lot of meds and care. Hopefully the worst is over. I'm tired, gang.

Lovely

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