Ellyse

guilt is often an indicator that you need to do that thing. horrible people don’t feel it. if it feels like it’s immobilising you, then great, you’re not horrible - also, do it!

im told that i need to post more so people will hire me. please comment other life hacks to unlock #ezmode thanks.

listen, if you post on bluesky, you can’t ask me to not read your feed. it’s kind of the point. 🫶

am i the only one who ever thought it might be entertaining to work for raytheon or palantir? i always wondered what it would be like to be a random stormtrooper, just living my life under imperial rule. look these are just intrusive thoughts , don’t come at me. btw if you work there, pls DM thanks

Hiya all! I'll be doing a talk on music at Code BEAM EU, here's a little side quest I started doing while working on my talk. Have you ever wondered how early synth chips worked? Feel free to use my discount code if you don't have a ticket yet: EllyseCedeno15 Thanks @codebeam.bsky.social !

Best behind-the-scenes captures of Goatmire's orchestra and vocal training so far. Ellyse was a phenomenal contributor and collaborator throughout. So glad she wrote this up. ellyxir.com/posts/goatmi... #goatmire #elixirlang

i feel like i need to collect all the retro computers that i never had. i might need help. atari.com/pages/800xl #atari #retrocomputing

Hiya all, here's my Goatmire 2026 personal diary notes. I had such a great time at the conference. I got to try on so many different hats, some of which I haven't worn in quite some time, or have never worn at all! ellyxir.com/posts/goatmi... #goatmire

i wonder how ducks decide to fly for the winter. think they have a family meeting for days and squabble about it? or it’s like, something just clicks for all of them at the same time and they’re like lessgo

holy shit these people having sex upstairs have been going at it for so long and with a steady rhythm even a drummer would be envious of. make that a metronome. Come on, already !

in the middle of berlin, tons of restaurants around in all directions, and i’m starving. yet, nothing looks interesting. this is like being bored and not finding anything on netflix or youtube. hopefully it doesn’t seep into social interactions, i actually like my friends still.

one day i’ll learn how to travel well. barely made my flight. had to be rushed through by a supportive agent. trapped in plane now and forgot to bring any water, dying of thirst. have yall mastered traveling ?

you people that like the sun and heat ! summer heat is finally over, let me rest in the darkness of my cave. finally my summer hibernation can be finished ! rise with me my fellow trolls !!

friends, come to goatmire and we can chat tech. might be the last conference before its run by our AI overlords. let’s make it count 💪

have yall seen the article on stripe ? they say we are in the singularity so they won’t IPO. we’re definitely in something and please, "computer, end program" i really need out of this holo-nightmare.

ive been to many cities and really new york city and paris have pretty damn good tap water. you have any favourites ?

honestly, "not political" isn’t an option these days. either you think climate change is real or you don’t. either you believe vaccines are real or you don’t. the list is long.

dating apps train people to dehumanise others. desensitised to saying no to countless faces. they aren’t real. everyone is a set of stats to be judged. i wonder how much this fuels other real world interactions. this is the problem in our current modern world. LLMs just make it all worse.

a little late to the game but maybe it’s time i learn elm 🤭

Curious how code becomes music? 🎵 @ellyxir.com discussed tech passion on @SmartLogic's ElixirWizards! See her live code Erlang audio at Code BEAM Europe 2026 in Haarlem, NL 21-22 October! Get your ticket: codebeameurope.com#register

BeamOps brings another banger with a Terraform workshop. Infrastructure as code and creating your infrastructure from nothing. This is that good ops stuff you want to know. And they'll share all about it. www.goatmire.com/talk/terrafo... #goatmire #elixirlang

Who wants to be my 1700th follower? 🥺👉👈

second podcast drop in the same week! i'm chatting with beam there done that about game servers on BEAM check it out! youtu.be/4MDObD_R5E4?...

How do you stay curious, creative, and inspired? Today, Ellyse Cedeno joins Elixir Wizards to talk about beginner’s mindset, experimentation, soft influence, and how to keep the spark alive for the long run. 📺️ youtu.be/FooxP-O4NMs 🎧️ bit.ly/EWS15E07 #Elixirlang #MyElixirStatus #DevEx

Based Gleam as usual 🥺🩵🩷🤍

i hurt someone. a lot. someone who wanted more than friendship. someone in a lot of pain and without support to help them. i fear i’ve just added to this reservoir of hurt. i tried my best. i wish them the best.

so what’s the deal with github ? ya im late to the party, im not chronically online like you. so is it agentic load or is msft vibe coding too much of the platform ?

Thanks everyone who went to ElixirConf EU, you guys were amazing. I talked about building a mulltiplayer game server using Elixir/OTP. The video will eventually be out and I'll be sure to link to it. I'll be at Goatmire next, not presenting but fully "present" to experience the goating and miring.

success, particularly professional success, is a lot less related to happiness than i had once thought.

i've used a bunch of lisp-like languages but never clojure. stumbled across this new video and it seems really high quality. kind of strange actually. it seems legit and i'm enjoying it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y24v...

Gleam being so small you could learn it in just a couple afternoons with the online language tour, give it a try! tour.gleam.run

im pressed on time to do work and i've run out of diskspace. this is the equivalent of needing to print something for a meeting and the printer goes on the fritz #whyme

sometimes i wish i can make a commit "intent", like, a pre-commit message saying what im trying to do. i have their super weird experience where once im done coding, i flush all memory of what i'm doing and have to look at diffs to remember. you'd think i was making large commits, but nope. just me?

Selection process for Goatmire has been brutal. Not everything is buttoned up yet but we should be able to let people know quite soon. I am so excited for the line-up and I think we had cut an entire very solid 1-day conference in the process. oof #goatmire #elixirlang

after moving in with my french gf, i wonder how y’all get enough coffee. i’m used to the teaspoon on the top. imagine using then one on the right for measuring your caffeine vehicle? no wonder y’all complain all the time

i need more coffee so badly this morning as evidenced by the fact that i can’t find my coffee mug that i was drinking from not an hour ago #coffee

kind of insane how last few chess candidates, people are wrong about who’ll win. makes magnus' previous domination even more impressive. #chess

there are days where i feel like i have nothing to share. so voilà here we are. ive been unproductive for the last week, living life as if i were a carefree student. that ends tomorrow morning. or afternoon, just as soon as i get up. and have coffee. definitely after coffee. just wait and see!

Did you know that Gleam is so small that all of its keywords can neatly fit on a postcard? And only two thirds of those are actually used today

secure attachment style test: you can take a break during cleaning time and not be afraid of getting yelled at

im in bed chilling during work hours. do i feel guilty? not at all! i’ve found the perfect excuse. I’m Background Processing!

#adhd story, so i couldn't refill my allergy pills because my executive function not functioning. 3 days after trying to get out to the pharmacy, i give up and decide im quitting my pills. the side effect is itchy skin for like 2 weeks. oh its HORRIBLE. i just want to get out of my skin, literally!

i love this quote: I was aware of the…far-right who have always opposed same-sex marriage and…trans-identifying adults, but I didn’t expect the “reasonable” right to join their ranks so quickly. lol when everyone you’re hanging with are asses, you’re probably an ass