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RFK Racing??? "We don't believe in coolant. The engine has a natural resistance to heat"

Same. I'm also good at consuming kleenex at an industrial pace.

Tomy Hawk Prostate Check

The best thing about losing my sense of smell is that i haven't had to use deodorant in a whole week

Sometimes i'll keep up with TV shows i don't like. Like today i'm like damn there's more Tulsa King? It feels like the last one just came out. (it feels that way because it sucked)

Used spark plugs. Core batteries. Water pumps(aluminum is in demand these days!)

What if the monster under the bed is from Monsters inc drinking a monster?

Cannibalistic murderer core.

I was watching an old broadcast and it went all static. I got the urge to smack my monitor. Funny how those habits can stick with you after all this time

My privates keys

I had a teacher like this in Grade 7 when i had mono for half the year and missed about 25% of classes. He taught social studies like it was a big drama between countries and how they reacted. I got 96% in that class.

Do you denounce the scooter brotherhood?

My premiers close and personal friend is doing what?

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Put on my little pony for my kids. Instantly get gambling ads. This is why i steal shit

Protecting my family with the dollar store smoke alarm

Even motorcycles have built in iPads now. Wtf

Bro things Canadians will stop drinking? lmao

i want to be a meat nugget

Why does my dish washer smell like pickles?

Is this a new cryptid? I want it to be a new cryptid. I think in current times we deserve a new one.

i love when republicans call people corrupt and you take 10 seconds to research them and they have infinite pending criminal charges.

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

TIL Pacman and Miss Pacman are married

October is a big month for horny people. Locktober, jocktober, socktober, cocktober. Am i forgetting anything?

D+15 Midterm indicator

My theory is that Putin has blackmail of Elon and Trump banging children. I haven't seen anything to contradict that so far.

Oatmeal raisin cookies are good actually.

Back in my day we'd purge our cookies regularly(they slowed down your computer) and we had a pop up blocker that actually blocked popups.

He tells it like it is

I've never bought a tire from Canadian tire.

I'm watching The Odyssey movie and so far i haven't seen a single Honda minivan.. What gives?

What I tell my wife that my tools cost.

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.

Backing up an electric car. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

let me fire up my ferrari rewinder

Of course it does. Why do you think they had to delay it?

The House of Commons is debating the price of food, which is a bit weird because eliminating the carbon tax was supposed to solve that problem.

The nice thing about being an adult is i can sticker bomb my stuff and my mom can't get mad at me.

Wolverine would be really good at blood donation. Like just hook him up and he can instantly replenish. Why didn't they ever make him a permanent blood bag??