El Nino Raro

They say not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but when it is growing out of your head, maybe the rules are different? #art #myart #alcoholmarkers #spenserlopez #elninoraro

Everything sucks, but we keep on moving because that's the only way things can get better.

Its a good thing Bill's last name was Nye and it rhymes with his show. Would be awful if his name would have been, like, Noblin. "Science Goblin" is too silly to take seriously.

Largely, the reason I've stopped playing video games is that it feels like there just aren't a lot of video games anymore. I'm also not super enthused about a lot of the current releases either, and that's not helped by the shuttering or YET ANOTHER STUDIO.

Instead of "New America" I suggest us New Mexicans change our states name to "Trump Sucks Dog Dicks".

Ive had my caffeine today but still feel so logy.

MAGA: We have the best people *produces some of the most depraved and vile physical specimens that not even the dirty, three-way love child of Giger, Cronenberg, and Screaming Mad George could ever conveive*

Goddammit body, stop pissing! This is why I don't give you more water.

If I were president, I would restructure the department of the interior to focus solely on interior decorating. I also wouldn't rape kids.

Do you disavow Pooplor, the man who lives in every toilet and steals our poop?

Prank the Republican men in your life by placing women's restroom signs on all their bathroom doors, forcing them to shit in the kitchen sink.

John Fetterman always looks like he just smelled the bones of an English man

Whoa-oh! Im jacking off a bear! Whoa-oh! He's halfway there! Gotta use both hands! Don't get it in my hair! Whoa-oh! Im Jacking off a bear!

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

If everyone in America with leas then $1Billion dollars disappeared, the country would cease to function. But if everyone with $1Billion dollars+ disappeared, the country would continue on like normal, albeit significantly better.

OilyFans. It's like OnlyFans, but no one washes their face.