Elon's conscience

Its still plummeting??? But I distanced myself from Donald!!! #wtf #muskrat #elonmusk

I bought him the election I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!! #Elonmusk #taco #trump

What was I doing again... Oh yeah. F*cking up royal #muskrat #elon

I wonder what the weather's like in South Africa Gotta be cooler than here

......... if I were a cheese, would I be the smelly kind that everyone hates?

It's not me! Fake news, fake news, fake news

If Tesla dies I won't be able to save SpaceX Oh crap! Am I as bad as Donald at making businesses work?

I wish I knew what I was doing ... on 2nd thought, no, I dont want to know #muskrat #elonmusk

Twitter, I mean X, didn't break because I fired the tech experts, it was hit by a cyber attack ... because I fired security experts #elonmusk #muskrat #Twitter

I wish I could go back to when I wasn't dumb .... shit, when was that?? #muskrat #elon

I'm not a piece of shit! ... I just work with one

I dont have a messiah complex! I just want everyone to love and remember me ... forever

... I should save for a rainy day #elon #muskrat

Michael Bays blows stuff up, they give him millions I blow one thing up and everyone blows up my ass Dafuq!

Wish they'd stop calling us MAGATS. It's sound too much like maggots. ... ohhhhhhh #muskrat #elon

I am 360 years old #Trump #elon #muskrat

I'm not a muskrat! They're smelly semi-aquatic rodents native to Russia that eat their own kind! ...I wear a hat #elon #muskrat

god bless Germa... I mean, South Af... I mean, America Third time's a charm! #elon #elonmusk #done

It's so obvious now #Trump #elon

I'M NOT A NAZI!!! ...I'm Nazi adjacent #elon #nazi

It's not transplants! I just regret it naturally by rubbing money on it #elonmusk

Shuddup, mom! You can't tell me what to do anymore. I'm going to my room! #Elon #elonmusk

I wonder if Tesla's descendants are pissed at me...

Life really is like a box of chocolates. Unless they're foreign chocolates. Fuq you, Lindt!

I dont need friends!!! I have my money

They all left Twitter? Great. Now I'll have to buy #bluesky

It's all part of the plan

I get my face on money too right? #elonmusk

I dont think she likes me #jasminecrockett #elonmusk

Holy sh*t ... am I the bad guy? #elonmusk

I can ban anyone I want! Nobody boos me! NOBODY!!! #elonmusk

I wonder when #Trump is gonna figure it out... if ever

Federal employees, what did you do last week?! ... cause I did fuq all #elon

I like chainsaws...

WHY IS NOBODY DOING WHAT I SAY???!!!

Countdown to the next civil war...

I wonder if Eric Adam's knows he's black. Why else would he support a racist?

How the hell did I end up in this mess?

I wonder if they'd take me back in South Africa... or disown me

Get lost all foreigners! ... except those from South Africa. You're fine 😳😒

Gulf of America Sure. Whatever Just as long as he's out of my way... dumbass

I stand by Donald! ... so I look less like a piece of crap #elonmusk

Not an American citizen yet I'm single handedly destroying USA. God bless America!!!

The world is mine. Muwahahaha! ... did I say that or just think it? #elonmusk

I could help solve world hunger Orrrrr hoard it all and mess with the U.S government This is a tough one... #Elonmusk

DOGE isn't a stupid name!

Nobody noticed It was an accident. Sorry Twitter

Am I a bad person? Nah!

... you can jump higher on Mars right?