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Me when I see I actually have notifications:

Can we just jump ahead in time, past the second Civil War and onto the part where everyone who lives in conservative america is miserable as fuck and the rest of us don't care?

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Is anyone here taking #Qelbree for #ADHD? I was on #Strattera and had bad side effects, so I have a bottle of Qelbree sitting here and I'm a bit afraid to take it. The thought of taking a med that inflicts migraines if you're late/skip taking a dose makes me nervous, but.. I'm tired of struggling.

The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game have been identified.

My gas is the cheapest it's ever been! I can't afford meat, so I've been eating a lot of beans.

LOL! Give this man a raise!

Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Buffalo Bills are making the Detroit Lions look like Pete Hegseth. #NFL #Bills #Lions

True heroes and leaders don't have to build monuments to themselves. Others do to honor them and show appreciation. Narcissists and the most hated rulers/people have to build monuments to themselves because they know no one else will.

I did a thing...

Just watching college volleyball on FS1. Every commercial break was for war.gov and ads recruiting people who wanted to join the world's greatest war machine. I'm old enough to remember when recruiting ads were all about defending freedom and American values. What a world.

This makes me cry-laugh every time I see it, but I'm a 10 year old in a grown man's body...

With everyone focusing on the USPS and what they're planning on doing, how about some attention to what they've already done? www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

I did a thing. #badphotoshop

If someone disabled all the features of my cell phone except the phone, text, internet, and camera there is a 0% chance I'd notice...

Name ONE Republican politician (Local, state, federal) that has done anything to improve the lives of their constituents and not their donors and billionaire owners.

What passes for "reporting" these days is embarrassing...

These hot days reminds me of summers spent helping in my grandmother's kitchen. No air conditioning. People used to say her food tasted so good because it was made with love. But it was sweat. Lots of sweat.

This Supergirl trailer is the reason I haven't seen the movie yet.

I'm not a beer connoisseur, but I know what I like. And I gotta say, PBR light is not bad as far as low-cal light beers go...

If anyone out there has any information..👍

LOL. The right can't math...

Looks like I'm repeating 8th grade...

UPDATE: www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

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HEY DOCTORS!! Stop saying "what we normally do for someone your age is..." and start saying "what we normally do for someone as active as you is..."

#Caturday

My dog talked to his old friend Mitch McConnell this morning. They talked for about 20 minutes, about the unfolding situation with SQUIRRELS, my dog's recent vet visit (UNJUST!) & low-cal dog food (AN ABOMINATION!) "This really happened," my dog added. "Please take me seriously"

Obligatory Komodo 3000 clip from Malcom in the Middle: Happy 4th!

Fireworks must be really expensive this year. Haven't heard more than a few. Our dogs are having their best 4th ever! So far...

LOL!

To Fox, conservative pundits, and the culture warriors: America isn't free If I have to be like you, not me.

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OMG I'm dying!!😆😂

"I call him Dum-old Trump. I made up that name because he's dum and old. I took the "B" off "dumb" - I didn't know it had a "B" and I think it's dum to have it, right? But I took the "Dum" and replaced the "Don" and then put a line thing in there to make the world "old" stand out. Dum Old Trump."

How do I apply for a job chasing ducks out of the reflecting pond and does it involve a jet ski? www.politico.com/news/2026/06...

When you elect legislators who are only there for the money, don't expect them to do any work. Heck, most of them vote on things they've never read, but got paid err.. got contributions to support. Cool interactive page: www.usatoday.com/pages/intera...

I hope all the "boycott CBS people" who are tuning into CBS right now to watch #CaitlinClark and the #Fever remember this moment when NFL playoffs are on CBS this fall. *Not judging. I get it.

youtu.be/Y3ziTSYyook?...

Amen!

#badphotoshop