K-Pop Semen Hunter 🗡️

was just cruising and a guy told me he’s not into twinks

have you read david sedaris’s new book “you and the guys killed and buried a man” yet??

love to receive glowing reviews from post-gym hookups 🥰

took a wee break from the gym but started back up again today to start this running program and felt great after 🏃🏽‍♂️

“great painters are never appreciated when they create their finest work”

anyone else have a different caffeine poop when they have a latte vs when they have a regular coffee? is it the espresso??

like reaper is def uncut right??

accidentally over-baked some brownies (don’t ask) so i pivoted and made brownie bread pudding and it came out *chef’s kiss*

is this a safe space to admit that apparently my snapchat account has been suspended for apparently breaking to ToS 🥴

costco's puma boxer briefs 😌

a perk of wfh days is being able to perfect my pancake recipe

catching up on ggbo and last week's bread week's technical was a disasterrrrrr 😭

idk maybe i’m just built different but if i lived in 9-1-1 i would simply have moved out of LA seasons ago

clark/division to north/clybourn

i would follow this captain through battle in the seven seas

as i taper off my glp-1, improved eating habits do not seem to be enough for me so i’ve decided to add running to my gym routine. but i despise running. recs on a good running app for beginners?

do you have balls or do you have nuts? 👀

i owe a big rupology to biggby coffee. when i went in 2022 it tasted terrible and i said never again. i went twice this weekend in saugatuck and it tasted *chef’s kiss*. the nutty buddy coffee and maple waffle bacon egg and cheese sandwich was turning my bussy OUT

good afternoon from me and my winery partner, leela

can i say something without y’all getting mad

Mexican candy is the best

📍 saugatuck, mi