Emily

Everyone who tells you not to talk about politics with your coworkers is wrong btw

Once the dust settles I NEED someone to lock in and figure out who paid Braeden Chow to run

And I’m glad the 2025 World Series happened to Geddy Lee

God is real and he hates Brad Bradford too

Bob is gonna love Robidas Island

7-0 as Chow goes up for the first time, vibe shift in my living room

Not to be all From The East Coast on main but IT’S NOT HARD TO PRONOUNCE NEWFOUNDLAND RIGHT

I love it when the Leafs play the Flames because I get to remember that period when Flames fans were writing fanfiction about Willy wanting desperately to “come home” and play for them

I caaaaaan’t sit through any more bike lane discourse that presupposes you can’t cycle in Toronto “for half the year” because it’s too cold. Toronto has the mildest bitch baby winters there are! Please be soooo serious

No one who was otherwise going to stay home has ever been convinced by a sanctimonious PLEASE VOTE post but that goes triple for Bluesky, which has got to have the highest concentration of voting adults anywhere on the internet

This is in no way a defence of the NHL’s general homophobia but I do think that a lot of people who are mad at them for not embracing Heated Rivalry are overlooking how weird and slippery it would be for the league to go all-in on what we all know is RPF of two guys who are very much still active

New season of The Diplomat and pierogis for dinner, is it the best day of my life?

Why are we on the jumbotron

St. Viateur must be making money hand over fist on all these brand collabs

The checked swing call looked a lot more reasonable on the overhead angle, but also I’m cheering for the Brewers so I don’t care.

All these ludicrous outs on the basepaths are so satisfying after the endless speeches about how these teams Play Baseball The Way It’s Meant To Be Played and how they’re the best fundamentals teams in history etc.

Gonna give me a speech about how amazing Connor McDavid has been as he slinks off the ice after a 7-2 loss are you

“Difficult building to come into and get points in” uh I mean not really

The Leafs completely own the Oilers huh

Is the fourth line… good?

Not to brag but when Chourio stepped into the box I told Will I thought they were gonna get to Rasmussen 💅🏻

Here come the Oilers

This “””Rogers Saturday Night Hockey””” opening makes me viscerally angry, give us back HNIC

Cat TV is a gift

Why does Peyton sound like he has ill-fitting dentures in these Cintas commercials

Last week I ordered something from the Gap and now Old Navy is emailing me in English and the Gap is emailing me in French?

Thanks but I won’t be accepting visions of the future from the people who brought us The Metaverse

Maybe next they can tell us how these teams are not like other girls

Someone in L’Île-Perrot keeps using my phone number for their pet food orders omg let me LIVE

I can’t prove it but I bet Will secretly always dreamed of lying half asleep in bed and hearing his girlfriend whisper “Connor McDavid has 30 points in 10 games???”

What I am getting from my timeline is that even moreso than usual, the Leafs are the Bears

Hockey fans who call them the Maple Leafs are so weird to me. Why are you calling them by their full government name

I’d be enjoying the Marchenko experience a lot more if we didn’t keep seeing videos of Knies looking like he wants to kill himself

The most annoying part of every municipal election cycle is people who have never lived in Montreal trying to tell me about Toronto vs. Montreal. Leave me alone!!!

Can’t PERSONALLY relate to anyone saying that the performance from Sens fans tonight has shown them that they’re not hating hard enough

Congrats to Sens fans for finding one (1) piece of an identity that isn’t about the Leafs

Huge news that my period is currently synced with my best friend AND my boss

My friend is telling me about someone he knows who has her whole house wired with nanny cams so she can see and speak to her kids at all times even when she travels. Can you imagine what growing up in the panopticon even at HOME is doing to kids

It’s always so funny to encounter a fan of a team I never think about who has a blinding hatred of the Leafs. Whole other worlds out there!

"There is simply no problem facing Toronto for which the answer is 'more cars.' ...it does not matter whether those cars are electric or gasoline-powered, driven by humans or computers." — @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social

Dude how fucking bad is Columbus

Is there a rule that says the World Series logo has to be ugly or what

I had to mute “one year ago today” so I’d stop seeing posts about the World Series run. It makes me too sad, I can’t relate to the people who want to relive it like this.

Literally back to back. Which is it you moron

Getting pretty tired of being told we need to take various white nationalist projects seriously because Alberta and Quebec are mommy’s special little boys.