MJ

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

I didn’t get purple first but today’s connections was so fun 🤩 Connections Puzzle #1060 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

😌 Wordle 1,772 2/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Reminder: The former Grand Floridian Society Orchestra, now named Palm Beach Society Orchestra, plays monthly at Pilars in Winter Garden. No cover and excellent cocktails!

Only children should be given a class on all of the shit in life that is going to become their responsibility…

Happy #rexmanningday

Love when this happens Wordle 1,732 2/6* 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I’m a little surprised they didn’t cancel the time change, it feels like we’re only allowed to go backwards these days

Happy Birthday @kahlandra.bsky.social 💕🥳 Hope it’s as amazing as you are. 🫶

Festival of the Arts has the best food, full stop

We need to k*ll the inventor of LASIK. A man with slutty little glasses…

My tiktok algo is currently feeding me fan video after fan video of Awsten Knight looking hot. Fine, ok. But the frontman I’m currently hyperfixated on does NOT get that treatment. It’s all videos of his killer vocals and silly dances. I’m like WHERE ARE THE THIRST EDITS?? PLS I NEED THEM

“I Didn’t Use To” altered by brain chemistry.

Neurodivergent: “Orange rectangle, please.” Neurotypical: Hands blue circle* ND: “That’s not the same thing at all.” NT: “It’s a shape with a color, Why are you being difficult?”

Lot of my top fav bands have names that are incredibly difficult for normies to comprehend for some reason. (Looking at you The Maine, Waterparks, and The Wrecks specifically).

Oh they’re GUTTING my girl

I hadn’t decided if I wanted to go to BlizzCon next year what do you mean tickets are on sale this week?

normalize inviting your coworkers to hardcore shows so that you can beat the shit out of them

Wouldn’t have thought of green in a million years Connections Puzzle #845 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wait... Fly to fuckass Arizona on Saturday. MCR Phoenix. Labor Day in Arizona. Flight to LA. Uni Hollywood and HHN Hollywood both for the first time. Thursday Uber to Anaheim. Disneyland Friday. BlizzCon Weekend. THEN home to FL. Am I cooking or am I cooked?

Next concert is 45 days away and that is far too many days.

Screaming Famous Last Words into The End with tens of thousands of other emos did temporality heal me in ways I could never explain.

Wearing this shirt to MyChem tonight. Pray for me.

I’ve always been a casual waterparks fan but their new stuff is hitting me into hyperfixation mode. But I’m middle aged and TERRIFIED of Waterparks fans tbh.

As someone who has only dated men 5’11+… The hottest men are like 5’6-5’9 and you’re literally looking over them. (This message brought to you by gin and hot guys at HHN).

Probably needed a hug, got drunk at horror nights instead.

On some sad shit heavy.

The bar is so low it’s in hell and apparently that’s still not low enough.

Gonna go in. Snort some fog. Watch Nightmare Fuel. And leave. Houses can wait because EYE am not waiting in those opening night lines.

Today is the biggest news dump day in our lifetimes since 9/11. PR departments, hit send on every single draft. Release the Epstein Files, tell us who shot JFK, confirm the Blink 182 guy is right about UFOs. Now is the time, America

As a You’re Losing Me/Prophecy girlie? Today has me feelings things.

I HOPE THERE’S NO HOT GIRLS IN HELL !!!!!

Guess I’ll go fuck myself. Whatever.

Watching Liquid and Echo simultaneously pull the end boss getting to p3 almost every pull, sub 5% over and over, echo wiping sub 1% TWICE, and Liquid coming in with an insanely perfect pull to take the W? Better than sex.

If I had a nickel for every time Disney opened a highly immersive themed bar on August 29th to the public, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot. But weird that it's happened twice.

If you play World of Warcraft and aren’t watching the Race to World First right now in the moment? You’re missing out on the best race we’ve ever had and some insane gaming.

THE DEVIL WEARS CONVERSE

We’re going to get TS12 before MCR5..

I’ve said it before and ill say it again. I do not date. I do not seek partnership with another human. It’s a choice. But, man, I would let a himbo bass player with a lip ring temporarily ruin my life.

Man made me smile at my phone. Time to throw the phone away.

“Why would they book an outdoor venue in August in Florida” but then every band comes out with good looking men without shirts, so whatever man.