Emma Thorne

Emma Thorne

@emmathorne.bsky.social

She/her, or if you're a cowboy, sheehawww. Professional silly lil' guy, likeable bisexual. All your friends are secretly spiders. Proud member of the LG TV community

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Emma Thorne
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Not sure why there are suddenly so many casting apps everyone has to join but it has really increased the number of redundant emails I get 'Submissions still open for this male role!' 'Are you SURE you're not a 50 year old native Bengali speaker?'

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I kinda thought the cliche was so well known that it would be less prevelant now but no, open mic stand up comedy is still dominated by young to middle aged white men making edgy jokes and talking about their penises

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On the plus side last night was a long bill of comedians and only two of them made me feel properly uncomfortable! TOUGH CROWD to wade into and do 5 minutes of family friendly silly-lil-guy humour

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Yeah baby! The only independant cinema in the west end LIVES

Prince Charles Cinema@princecharlescinema.com

The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedthePCC

Emma Thorne
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Accountant checking my student loan status and asking if I've paid the undergraduate loan or if I still have both Hahaha hahahaha Fren if I have ever suddenly paid off tens of thousands of pounds of student loan debt then I have been HIDING SOME THINGS FROM YOU

Emma Thorne
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Saw resident evil tonight (loved it) Ticket guy asked how old I am and then genuinely just stared at me like D: for a bit I haven't even had my id checked in a long while I really needed that tbh thanks guy

Emma Thorne
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this is a good time to warn you guys in advance, i had a lil bit of paper or something stuck in my hair for the start of this video it IS infuriating but it gets swept away quite swiftly

Emma Thorne
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It's so weird that Tom Cruise is talked about casually and his movies are reviewed normally like he's not been part of/promoted a heinous cult and been besties with the violent leader of that cult for 40 years Anyway I'm glad Digger is flopping

Emma Thorne
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It will never not be crazy to me to sit and watch a trailer with tom cruise like How corrupt IS Hollywood that you can be best friends with David Miscavage and never remotely cancelled

Emma Thorne
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I REALLY WANT TO STREM becos I'm lonely at this point but I am still coughing and nobody wants that So I take today as admin day and drink all the fluids and hopefully I will be back alive in the world soon ):

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Matt and I went out for dinner this week and we had to explain to the waiter that we weren't impatient for our food, I just like to pretend Matt is boring me to sleep, because he walked past just as I was pretending to drift off God I hope he believed me

Emma Thorne
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Frens a week of being social and going Out into the World has given me some sort of throat thing ): No strem tonight, u must entertain yourselves somehow

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Emma Thorne
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OBVIOUSLY I can't go a Halloween season without something by my boy George Romero so Night of the Living Dead is a given. Then the question is which Craven film? I think Scream has the bigger potential audience joy, much as I love Nightmare And perhaps we'll throw in Alien for the experience

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Okay we have the halloween cinema season all planned out. Nosferatu (live scored), Nightmare on Elm Street, Alien, The Thing, Cube, Night of the Living Dead, Under the Skin and Scream! That'll probably do.

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OK I need to do some analysis. I've seen lots of Kubrick in the cinema already. Same with Hitchcock. Lost Boys I've seen in the cinema CUBE is a non-negotiable The Thing and Under the Skin I know very well but I haven't seen in the cinema Nosferatu I have seen a lot but live scored? Fuck yeah

Emma Thorne
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5 days in a row of clapping and cheering for each other and communally writing comedy in a small group has left the real world seeming a bit lackluster Where is my applause? I demand an audience!

Emma Thorne
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Backed myself into a bit of a comedy corner by suggesting my persona might be "small Victorian boy" And everyone instantly agreed it was so clear and accurate that I now have to link every piece back to my time as a chimney sweep or haunting a local theatre And it works! God damn it, it works.

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Turns out Matt and I have been underestimating the length of our relationship quite substantially- which we learned because of a freaking Facebook post 7 years of being happy but disorganised and confused

Emma Thorne
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Maybe I've just seen too many documentaries or read too many statistics about the rise of violence against women but man Every time I see a clip of a misogynist warning men about the dangers of women because if you get divorced they may be entitled to some of your assets- I really want to scream

Emma Thorne
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Are these blokes and fellas and occasional tragic pick me ladies really saying with their whole chest that things were better when women struggled to leave abusive men because they relied on them financially? What kinda fight are we picking here lads come on

Emma Thorne
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Sim SMondays returns! And I can't believe we haven't done a retro sim on stream before so we're playing one of my favs: Theme Park World aka Theme Park 2 aka Sim Theme Park See you there in a half hour! www.twitch.tv/emmalittleduck

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Everyone looks so great in monster maroon that it looks kinda normal to hang out in it Except for the flare at the bottom which is because almost all Trek costumes are designed for Blokes who want to look like Kirk and NOT people with hips 🤓

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Something a LOT of sponsors do that is super freakin' irritating is pay you for a 60-90 ad read and then give you over 2 minutes of content that you must include >:[