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The only bombs we should be dropping are giant THC bombs over America.

🔥 finally my song of the summer ⏮️ music.apple.com/us/album/sho...

Me pretending to injure myself at work so they'll send me home.

Adventure loves a roof rack…installed on the Subaru. ISO rooftop cargo carrier/roof box. Do you have one you love?

My friend sent me this and it also made me think of yall 😂

Thinking about leaving yall and seeing what I do with that scroll time.

Being sick makes you nostalgic for food that sucks - Campbell chicken noodle soup doesn’t hit like it once did

Discovered solitaire mahjong while sick

Did something productive from bed and scheduled a mammogram now that I’m 40

Discovered solitaire mahjong while sick

Oddly a weekend sick in bed is showing me how awesome my life really is 🌊 surrender to the flow

Sick in bed streaming and commenting on goose after a long hiatus.

Opening with thatch is cool

Enough with the bing bong plz 🪿

Are you team power through a cold and ignore it or team bedridden and sleep through it ?

Have an extra rear floor for MSG Goose N2. Hit me up if you need it!

Summer cold and just being a big baby about it 😭

I still have one Saturday rear GA for grabs. $100 #MSGoose

In the market for a new cooler for upcoming road trip , hauling food for the family for a week. What do you recommend

We got baby goats

It’s times like these I’m grateful for hot yoga- conditioned to humidititties 🔥🥵

for the casuals, the girlies, and the goofy; for those who care more about ex-gfs than xG - a group of us usmnt sicko girlies have been working tirelessly to bring you: the “Girlies Guide to the USMNT" please enjoy and feel free to share!!!! docs.google.com/presentation...

> cherry . Big fan.

This is magic

I really enjoy laughing at my jokes all day long

These are still up for grabs

The evening peace chair is saving me 😮‍💨🍃

The speed at which Billy Strongs rescheduled Aug show is selling on CoT is wild …ISO 2 Indiana

The shirt we all need

Cracking a cold one

Worrying is like a rocking chair… 🌸🕊️

Just cuz you like goose doesn't mean you have to gargle their balls every time they release/do something. It's ok to not like something. Don't let people shame you for having an opinion

Water at the right temperature reigns supreme beverage

12 days ago you guys turned me onto Sierra Ferrell and now I’m ISO 1 for next Friday Bluestone CBus show. Heavy petal baby. Life moves fast 🌸

What a shit fall tour. Another swing and a miss by "the boys"